Most of the time, I like the Earth. Without it, I would be floating in the vacuum of space, which sounds pretty uncomfortable. Another cool thing about Earth is that nearly all my friends live here, and it’s nice to … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Heats Up

Happy Friday everyone! I haven’t kept up with the news over the last few days, but I can only assume the Trump family gathered around a live turkey and ate it with their bare hands while disrespecting America, in true … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has A Turkey Hangover

Morning Politocadoes, Today is Thanksgiving Day in the United States. I don’t expect much activity but with a senile mobster crook in the White House who really knows? Regardless, think of it as an exciting opportunity for a day off … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Gives Thanks

I love Thanksgiving, it’s actually my favorite holiday.  I thought I would collect some articles to help prepare you Avocados for the holiday:)  Most people pretend to know more about history than they actually do know.  So if you have … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post is Gearing up for Thanksgiving

I mean, rake the forest, man? Really? I don’t even know what to say anymore. The President of the United States is dangerously stupid. As always, be excellent to each other, only flag those posts what break the rules, Mayor … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Rakes In The Upvotes

Whoever says their vote doesn’t count needs to be shown how a Kentucky House race was decided by one vote. One. Not a dozen, not thousands… One. This is why we get out and vote, and demand our votes be … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Was Decided By One Vote

Having gained the position of Weekend Politics Thread host via bribery and Kremlin interference, I intend to hold onto it through undemocratic means for as long as humanly possible. I’m sure going to need those means, because polling numbers are … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Demands a Recount

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I was thinking about the news media in the United States this morning. It’s really pretty terrible, if you think about it. It seems to be mostly Twitter based, headline grabbing hot takes that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Melts Down

Morning Politocadoes! Well, with a Guy Trump Found At The Bus Stop currently the acting Attorney General it was only a matter of time before Congress took action. Yes, Feckless Mimbo and Lame Duck Senator Jeff Flake showed some spine … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Eyes The Football

Prepare to dive in the shallow end of the pool… 1. She and Ivanka aren’t BFFs This is being characterized as a complicated relationship by multiple news outlets but two people not be able to travel to a huge continent … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post’s Press Cycle is All About Melania

One of the all-too-common “did they do this on purpose or are they just this stupid” moves by Trump is his penchant for only talking to press before he gets on a helicopter. Everybody is shouting and nobody can hear … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Can’t Hear You

Today isn’t Veteran’s Day, but it’s something just as good for those of us with half-decent jobs; the day of observation, where we get the day off to buy stuff for cheap! No, wait, that’s not what the day is … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Observes Veteran’s Day

I’ve always been a quitter. I quit the Boy Scouts, the glee club, the marching band. Gave up my paper route, turned my back on the church, stuffed the basketball team. I dropped out of college, sidestepped the army with … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread in Disarray

Good morning, and happy Friday! I haven’t checked the news yet. Do we still have a functioning government? Hah, just kidding! The government hasn’t functioned in 2 years. Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has A Constitutional Crisis

Header Credit goes to the beloved comedy institution “The Pixelated Boat” twitter account c Morning Politocadoes! We gather here today to say goodbye the world’s most racist Keebler Elf, Jeffuhson Beauregahd Sesssion duh Toid.   He’s not dead. Well, politically, … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Says So Long To Sessions

Take a deep breath. Breath In for 4 counts and Out for 3 counts. Repeat. 2018 Mid-Term voting is over. If you voted, pat yourself on the back for supporting democracy. Democracy is the greatest of all ideals but like … Continue reading Welcome to This Wednesday Political Post Mid-Term After-Party

I don’t have anything too clever to add here, but a fresh thread should bring less bork. Let’s keep the talk going.wrong CLAM ALERT: Voting Machine Fuckery in Georgia Races that have been called: Senate Indiana – Mike Braun (R) … Continue reading A Second Tuesday Politics Thread

Just kidding, today is the US Midterm Election, as though you didn’t already know. So if you’re in the States, make sure you VOTE, post your I Voted sticker here for easy upvotes, then come back here to join us … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Settles In For A Comfortable Relaxed Leisurely Stress-Free Day