Morning Politicadoes! Crime President gonna Crime President. The administration has chosen to resist all subpoenas being issued by the House Committees.Trump Cabana Boy Barr has instructed senior DOJ officials to not cooperate. As the prospects for a vote on impeachment … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Fights All Of The Subpoenas
Morning Politocadoes! The DOJ will be releasing its redacted version of the Muller Report to Congress at 11:00 AM. To the public? Who knows! Barr, maybe! Barr himself will hold Today at 9:30. He will be there, Rosenstein will be … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is [REDACTED]
Morning Politocadoes! So William Barr continues to be a Trump toady. I’d love to be wrong. It’d be great if he were secretly holding back the report because people like, say, Devin Nunes (who is still in the Gang of … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is Playing For Time
Morning Politocadoes! I’m sure we’re all still chewing on the avalanche of news. Barr, quelle surprise, did in fact try to cover up the report, which is now being subpoenaed. Jared Kushner, Boy Adventurer and Lil Lady Ivanka were denied … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Goes Whole Hog
Well no, not really. Morning Politocadoes! So I’ve been keeping quiet for the last few days. Yes, it felt like the proper thing to do whilst the AG joined in with Mitch McConnell in his gravedigging of democracy labors. So … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is 700 Pages Long
Morning Politocadoes The President renewed his beef with a dead man, so that’s fun. Yes, Trump apparently needed to continue attacking John McCain several months after the senator passed away from complications due to brain cancer. Say what you want … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Didn’t Get A Thank You
Morning Politocadoes! Paul Manafort has had another day in court and is currently looking at 7 years in prison. I say currently because after being sentenced in Virginia, then sentenced in DC, the State of NY announced indictments for Good … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Dances To The Jail House Rock
Morning Politicadoes! Among the other impossible things President Lyle Lanley sold to the gullible and racist, was the idea that he could shrink the deficit with tax cuts to the rich and that trade wars are good and easy to … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread’s Debt Explodes
Morning Politicadoes! As we all are probably aware, yesterday, the Politics Thread’s attention was diverted to the House Oversight Committee Testimony of Michael Cohen. Cohen, ex-personal lawyer to the President, having previously lied to the House Intelligence committee came forward … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is Literally Grasping At Straws
Morning Politocadoes! Infrastructure Week has been more chaotic than usual. The Mueller Probe may (or may not) drop an interim (or maybe final?) report next week. The news comes from CNN and any other articles appear to be sourcing it. … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Terminates An Executive Order
Doin’ the Monster Mash! Good morning on this beautiful Valentine’s Day, politocadoes! Big news that came in last night: the judge in the Manafort case has determined that he lied to investigators on at least three separate occasions while ‘cooperating’ … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Does The Monster Mash
Morning Politocadoes! One of the things I’ve been looking forward to for a while now, is the Democrats gaining control of the House committees and subcommittees because of the hearings that they can now call. We’ve just recently had the … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Resumes An Investigation
Morning Politocadoes In response to the conclusions the US Intelligence Community made at the Worldwide Threat Assessment hearing on Tuesday(wherein they said Russia was still a threat and North Korea was not denuclearizing, but Iran was complying on international nuclear … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Educates The “President”
Morning Politocadoes! The government shutdown rolls on unimpeded. While the House again passes measures to re-open the government, Mitch McConnell has once again (fourth time!) voiced opposition to voting on the bill. Government employees furloughed or otherwise told not to … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is Uninvited
Morning Politocadoes! Government is still closed. Blame Mitch! That turtle has my teeth! So Rudy’s at it again. .@ChrisCuomo: “False reporting is saying that there has been no suggestion of any kind of collusion between the campaign and any Russians.”Giuliani: … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Never Said There Was No Collusion
Morning Politocadoes! Another fine day in total chaos begins anew. The partial government shutdown continues unabated edging up to the three-week mark. President Veruca Salt ‘stormed out’ of a meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer after being told ‘no’ … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Wants It NOW
Morning Politocadoes Today’s the day that Congress begins functioning again! Yes, all of that work we put into throwing some bums out of office begins today. . Nancy Pelosi returns to the Speakership, Adam Schiff returns to head the House … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Takes Over The House
Morning politocadoes! Well, two years in, and it would appear that President Bad President has finally been shamed into visiting the troops. Yes, Trump and Melanie visited troops in Iraq and in Germany over the holidays. Between the shutdown he … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Compromises Operational Security
Morning Politocadoes! And now we present Victory! Yes friends, didn’t you know?! Why, the Maximum Leader declared it himself! He has defeated ISIS (in Syria). That’s why he’s ordered a rapid withdrawal of all US troops! The announcement comes over … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Declares Victory
Morning Politocadoes “Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over.” Shortly after it was made clear that Donald Trump would win the election in November 2016, Michael Cohen began gloating. “This is the beginning of a dynasty.” “I’ve … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Knows Everything About Being A Rat
Pictured: Melanie Trump smiling like she never has before at her own husband, the President. Morning Politocadoes! Yaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!! He didn’t shit himself in the pew or knock over the casket! He’s Presidential! He deserves a cookie! Nah fam, when even … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is Well Behaved in Bereavement
