The bell rings. Day 5 has begun. An announcement: The class is really dwindling, but don’t worry—we’ll raise tuition commensurately. A few quick announcements. First, the chartreuse lot has sprouted tufts of traffic cones and seems to be purring. Second, … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Day 5
The bell rings, signaling the beginning of the fourth day of class. An announcement electronically farts its way through the speaker: A new day and a new chance to make some world-changing art! Let’s do the announcements: First, the shimmering … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Day 4
The bell rings, signaling the beginning of the third day of class. An announcement crackles through the speaker: “Welcome back students! Wow! Day 3 already?! A couple quick announcements: First, the shimmering translucent dome covering the chartreuse lot has expanded … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Day 3
The bell rings, signaling the beginning of the second day of class. An announcement crackles through the speaker: Welcome back students! A couple quick announcements: First, the chartreuse lot sinkhole has been deemed a nuclear hazard and is now an … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Day 2
The bell rings. Eager students of the arts shuffle in their seats. Some pull out sketch pads and sharpen their crayons. Others wish they’d bought the bigger box of crayons with the cool sharpener. Some tech-savvy students pull out laptops … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Day 1
Welcome to The Ralph Academy for the Visual Arts, where, through a rigorous and unforgiving process of harsh analysis and critique, we transform scribblers into aesthetes. If there’s one thing that the art world is all about, it’s making connections. … Continue reading Werewolf 185: Art School! – Sign Ups
