The sprawling office and laboratory complex proves to be as maze-like as the rest of the facility. At some point, Thomas Edison, still gloating about his victory over his nemesis, suddenly realizes he has become separated from the group. “It’s … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day Six
You all sit, huddled, on an access catwalk above the testing track. A nearby speaker crackles to life. “What are you all doing? I-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii *ksssshhhtt* Weeeeeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day Four
Cave Johnson was paranoid. Well. Moreso. He knew they were coming for him, eventually. He held the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device closely, knowing he could use it to protect himself in a pinch. As he worked his way through … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day 3
The baker lies in wait. She waits until Sora is about to step through a chamber lock before she slams a button, activating an Encouragement Laser. She doesn’t notice that Sora is apparently painted blue from head to toe. Instead … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-Peture Science, Day Two
You gradually gain consciousness. You are in a bed in a small chamber. The walls are white and barren. A single camera mounted on the wall high above you stares down at you with its unblinking eye. “Hello,” says a … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day One
Astronauts! War heroes! Olympians! Desperate alcoholic hobos! You’re here because you’re the best. … Or because you answered our classified ad promising $60 for an afternoon’s worth of work and a tissue sample. Either way, what’s important is that you’re … Continue reading WW 192: Welcome to Were-perture Science
