This Wednesday Political Post’s Press Cycle is All About Melania

Prepare to dive in the shallow end of the pool…

1. She and Ivanka aren’t BFFs

This is being characterized as a complicated relationship by multiple news outlets but two people not be able to travel to a huge continent at the same time sounds like pretty simple hatred. Africa doesn’t seem to be big enough for the two of them.

2. Melania Trump Is Petty AF, Publicly Calls for Ouster of a Top National Security Aide Because They’re Beefing

I don’t care if this staffer stole Melania’s favorite Zara jacket. Why is she making public statements about the termination of White House employees? Do her and Trump only speak to each other in press releases?

3. Michelle Obama says Melania Trump turned down her offer of help

She was fine stealing Michelle’s intellectual property without so much as an apology or credit but apparently doesn’t need assistance. She’s got the help of the tremendous White House staff.

via her representative: “Mrs. Trump is a strong and independent woman who has been navigating her role as First Lady in her own way,” Grisham wrote via email. “When she needs advice on any issue, she seeks it from her professional team within the White House.”

Sure Jan

In summary, birds of a feather flock together. Perhaps the narrative of the poor sad lonely woman locked up by a tyrannical man without any options can die. She chose this and they seem rather suited for each other. But then again, I don’t really care, do you?