Well, welcome to Monday. The Mueller Report finally dropped, and it’s full of redactions, as we all expected, and isn’t as “exonerating” as the president claimed it was. Could he be running scared? Will we see him literally try running, … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Thinks This is All Bull****
This is being done early, on Thursday, because I’ll be busy all weekend. So just…insert any news from the weekend here in your mind. Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Starting a New Week
Once in a while, a kitten break is needed. Yeah, the world is going to hell in a hand basket, but…..cats. CATS. Look at him swinging! So adorable! Oh, and Nielsen just stepped down as head of DHS. Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Needs a Break
It’s Monday. We’ve cut aid to three Mexican countri–oh, wait, I’m being told that’s just Fox and Friends not knowing Central America =/= Mexico. This isn’t surprised, honestly. Many people can’t name a country south of the border that ISN’T … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Can’t Get it Together
It’s Monday again, and you know what that means — The week has begun again. Mueller finally submitted his report, and, well…..yeah. So far, seems to have landed like a wet fart. And then there’s this fellow: Yeah, you know … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Has a Thing for Bu–Wait a Minute
It’s Monday again; what horrible horrors will we be subjected to this week? Maybe Biden will actually confirm he’s running. Or we could be lucky and he’ll realize it’s a really bad idea and actually sit this out. Yeah, we’re … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread isn’t Running
So, we all should know what happened this morning: a shooter at a New Zealand mosque killed at least 49 people, and injured many others. The discussion page for it is here. It’s Friday. It already sucks. Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is So Tired of This
It’s a been a busy weekend, so I’ve got nothing fun to write except…. Here we go again. Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Demands 8.6 Billion For the Wall
So, CPAC happened. Trump went off the rails for two hours of his usual, unhinged schtick: everyone hates us, we’re awesome, why does everyone act so mean to me? It isn’t even worth pointing out that he’s clearly lost his … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Rambles for Two Hours
Venezuela, as we may all know now, is basically tearing itself apart over Maduro’s refusal to accept the reality that he really, truly sucks. Lil’ Marco Rubio apparently thought tweeting a still from a snuff film was an acceptable response … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Just Going Crazy
That’s right, it’s National Drink Wine Day! Time to get out those wine glasses and drink to excess, because we all need it. Nothing else of importance is going on anyw–what’s that? It’s President’s Day? Oh, well then. Uh. This … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Celebrates The Holiday
That’s right, you heard it here first, folks! The Avocado Politics Thread is running for president! We’re throwing our pit in the ring! We’ll be running on miniature flags for some, Leader Beans in every state, and sex clams for … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Is Running
So, how about that Northam, huh? Yes, Democrats, even we can have people in the party who can be super racist, just like Republicans! It’s so weird, isn’t it? Almost as of the South never really released its insidious hold … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Still Here, Despite Really, Really Needing to Resign
Celebration! The government is open, for another three weeks at the very least, until the diaper baby in charge decides to throw another temper tantrum. I’m sure the Senate and the House will happily figure out a budget by then … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Back to Work For Three Weeks
The government is still shut down, but it’s Martin Luther King Jr day. One can only wonder what he would have thought of such a racist, capitalist blood sucker becoming president forty years after he marched for equality. Probably nothing … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Working Without Pay
Yep, it’s Monday. Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Still Doesn’t Have a Budget
Well, this is it; the last day of 2018. Tomorrow is a new year, and a new House, and a new fresh hell as the rotting orange corpse that is our president continues to be a tweeting, moronic dip shit … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is the Last of 2018
It’s Christmas Eve, and for those of us who celebrate anything resembling the holiday, it should be a day of looking forward to tomorrow’s gluttony and gift giving and telling off drunk relatives. For those who don’t, it’s a day … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Blames Everyone Else For This Nonsense
So, Stephen Miller is still trying to stay relevant. And trying to convince us he actually has a decent amount of hair on his head by going to Home Depot and picking up some Rustoleum to spray in the rest. … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread May be Thinning on Top
It’s Monday, you know what to do. Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Not Individual-1
