Maryland fired its head coach over the past week, so now for my favorite kind of sportswriter hogwash, the “potential candidates” articles full of people who would be certifiably insane to leave their current program for Maryland. After a truly … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Only Reads Playboy For The College Football Coverage: (Week 8)

Conference matchups! Right away, we get some big ones. Indiana has seemed more mortal this year, but Ohio State should provide a strong test, if they don’t leave their offense parked in the garage. Florida plays Texas; Arch Manning morphed … Continue reading The Allstate GMC Tostitos FedEx Culver’s Liberty Biberty Poulan Weed Eater NCAA Football Thread: Week 7

Granted, it’s possible some of these people were triggered into putting a bag over their head upon hearing the word “mattress,” but it’s far more likely the bags were the result of their team’s lousy football. No surprise the bags … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Has A Paper Bag Over Its Head: Week 6

Right off the bat today we get the ultimate Heel vs Heel matchup with Notre Dame vs Darth Carolina, which really makes me yearn for ties, that way both teams could be losers. The noon slot also has Bama at … Continue reading Inside NCAA Football Today: Week 5

It seems that no other sport excels at Big, Dumb Endings more than college football. From Michigan’s Famous Botched Punt to the 5th Down Fiasco to NC State inventing a whole new variety just last week. Will we get another … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Week 4 Wants Another Big, Dumb Ending

We got some games! Thursday night was not so good for the ‘cuse, losing to Pitt. Friday Night Lights had Miami victorious over Wake Forest and Texas Tech over Houston in a close one. Oh, and Oregon really challenged themselves … Continue reading It’s Fun To Stay At The NCAA (Football Thread): Week 3

For those of you hoping for a dynamite Saturday to make up for the Week 1 gruel…I am sorry to say that we have merely upgraded to porridge. We get Ohio State vs Texas in the evening, thank heaven, all … Continue reading NCAA Football: Week 2

Week 1 is quite the endeavor (I refuse to call it Week Zero), lasting all the way through Labor Day weekend! To help provide a modicum of sanity, we’ll have a fresh thread for Saturday September 5th, especially since some … Continue reading NCAA Football 2026: Week 1.1

This is it, folks. The Big Kahuna. All the bananas. Whoever wins will be the Big Cheese, the Head Honcho. The loser will be politely thanked, then booed until our throats are sore! Tonight, we settle this. 7:30 pm#10 Miami … Continue reading NCAA Football: National Championship (2026)

Indiana ain’t foolin’ around. Ole Miss is sticking it to Lane Kiffin. Miami is sticking it to Notre Dame. Oregon…they’re doing well. Is is just me or is this a quite likeable Final Four? Thursday, January 87:30 pmVrbo Fiesta Bowl#10 … Continue reading NCAA Football: Playoff Semifinals (2026)

The Tarts have been Popped, the Taxes have been Slain, the Poulan Weed Eaters…live on in our hearts. But the playoffs march on! Never mind that Duke isn’t playing in the Duke’s Mayo Bowl or that Cheez-Its cannot be sponsoring … Continue reading NCAA Football: Playoff Quarterfinals (2025)

Bowl Games! Playoffs! Pageantry! Hoopla! College Football PlayoffFriday, December 198 pm#8 Oklahoma vs #9 Alabama Saturday, December 2012 pm#10 Miami vs #7 Texas A&M 3:30 pm#11 Tulane vs #6 Ole Miss 7:30 pm#12 James Madison vs #5 Oregon Bowl GamesFriday, … Continue reading NCAA Football: Playoffs?!? (2025)

Not much on the menu today, Army/Navy and the first bowl game. If you feel like talkin college football, we’re open. 3 pmArmy vs Navy 8pmBucked Up LA BowlBoise State vs Washington Continue reading NCAA Football Thread: Week 16 (2025)

It’s time to settle this! Last night Tulane took home the American conference title, not to be confused with Conference USA, won by Kennesaw State. Boise State won the Mountain West and James Madison won the Sun Belt, which is … Continue reading NCAA Thread: Conference Championships (2025)

We have a groaning feast of college football spread out over the next two days. Serious rivalries abound, hearts will be broken. The pageantry and hoopla will be off the charts. Ole Miss-Mississippi State, Georgia-Georgia Tech, Texas A&M-Texas, Arizona-Arizona State, … Continue reading NCAA Thread Feasts On Football: Week 14 (2025)

For further enjoyment, please consult the MSU radio call. The top teams will be chickening out this week, so don’t hold your breath for some great games. Don’t hold your breath anyway, but especially not for that. #3 Texas A&M … Continue reading NCAA Thread Has Trouble With The Snap: Week 13 (2025)

On November 11, 1939, 2.3 inches of rain fell in Shreveport, and they played a football game in it. Forget the forward pass, even running was impossible, so the wisest strategy prevailed: endless punts in the hope of a turnover. … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Remembers When Punts Rained From The Sky: Week 12 (2025)

This Indiana train just won’t slow down – they take it on the road to Unhappy Valley. Possible trap game? I still say Indiana keeps it going. Miami is somehow still ranked at #18 despite being frauds, just lose to … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Is A Man, Is 40: Week 11 (2025)

Today we revisit the legendary I. Ron Bowl of 2013. Does the kick have the distance? Oh, heavens no. Can a speedster outrun a bunch of o-lineman? Yes, yes he can. Friday Night Lights was rough for all of us, … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Kicks Six: Week 10 (2025)

Take a little trip back with Father Tiresias to the wacky and wonderful 2007 season, complete with Boise State’s last second Statue Of Liberty play to defeat Oklahoma, an ecstatic capper to a wild ending. In a season filled with … Continue reading NCAA Football Thread Salutes The Statue Of Liberty: Week 9 (2025)

American College Football has never seen a rivalry like Harvard-Yale. If it has, feel free to voice your dissent with an angry telegraph. The rivalry was so intense that a neutral site wouldn’t quell hostilities. Hampden Park in Springfield, MA … Continue reading NCAA Football: Week 8 (2025) “The Only Game That Matters”