Seriously. Right off the bat Saturday we get the legendary Battle Of Many Wives that pits BYU against Utah. Texas goes to Mizzou, who is of course a total fraud, but they have a chance to be a really funny fraud if they can bring some hurt down on Texas. Syracuse hosts Clemson; Syracuse you have my sword, godspeed on your quest. North Carolina goes to (yawn) UConn, so I guess I’m rooting for UConn in football today. The NC State (checks hand) Wolfpack hosts rival Duke while Auburn hosts lowly Arkansas. Surely they can pull off a win this week? Afternoon games feature Alabama traveling to LSU, and heavens to betsy I’m actually rooting for LSU. Oregon, freshly back in the rankings, goes to Ohio State and their miniature quarterback. All bets are off on this one in my estimation, no matter what Draft Kings may tell you. Big 12 Upstarts Cincinnati and Houston go head to head, and in the evening we get Kentucky vs Tennessee, two teams that should be ranked higher at the moment. Miami vs Notre Game is the big one, and boy oh boy I will be rooting for the Canes like it’s the late 80’s all over again. Georgia also goes to Ole Miss, another exciting looking game. Position your snacks around you accordingly and get ready for some football!

12:00 pm
#9 BYU @ #3 Utah
#7 Texas @ #18 Missouri
Clemson @ Syracuse
North Carolina @ UConn

12:30 pm
Duke @ NC State

12:45 pm
Arkansas @ Auburn

3:30 pm
#5 Alabama @ #14 LSU
#23 Oregon @ #12 Ohio State
Cincinnati @ #17 Houston

6:15 pm
#6 Kentucky @ #13 Tennessee

7:30 pm
#1 Miami @ #11 Notre Dame
#2 Georgia @ #10 Ole Miss