Alas, We May Have No New Rick & Morty Until Late 2019
“Get your s*it together, writers!” Continue reading Alas, We May Have No New Rick & Morty Until Late 2019
Author: ScratStitch
Good God, The Legend of Frosty the Snowman is Weird
It’s Frosty the Snowman meets 1984! No, seriously, this exists. Continue reading Good God, The Legend of Frosty the Snowman is Weird
What Are Your Most Anticipated Movies of 2018?
As we all collectively sigh with relief from having survived 2017 (well, except for maybe Taylor Swift), we who indulge in pop culture can look forward to that which comes with every new year: the promise of many, many new … Continue reading What Are Your Most Anticipated Movies of 2018?
The Last Jedi is a Director’s Movie, For Better or For Worse
The latest Star Wars film breaks all the rules…but at what cost? Spoiler warning! Continue reading The Last Jedi is a Director’s Movie, For Better or For Worse
This is the First Look at Solo: A Star Wars Story You’re Looking For
“Who’s scruffy-looking?” Continue reading This is the First Look at Solo: A Star Wars Story You’re Looking For
What Are Your Favorite Christmas Commercials?
Merry Christmas! Or Happy Holidays if you want to piss of Fox News. Since today is a hectic day for many of us, I figured it would be best not to do a long introduction and cut straight to the … Continue reading What Are Your Favorite Christmas Commercials?
The First Poster for The Grinch is Strangely Adorable
The movie might not be coming out for nearly another year, but Universal has already put out the first poster for Illumination’s upcoming animated tentpole The Grinch, and it features the title character looking…pretty adorable? Granted, the tagline does indeed promise … Continue reading The First Poster for The Grinch is Strangely Adorable
A Very Merry Cricket is a Yuletide Chuck Jones Classic
One of the nicest things about Christmas is that it’s an ideal time to tell your friends to seek out holiday specials which you find rewarding that they may have never heard of before. Now, there’d be no point in … Continue reading A Very Merry Cricket is a Yuletide Chuck Jones Classic
Our Hatred Towards The Star Wars Holiday Special Unites Us All
Confession time: this morning, I did something I may never be able to forgive myself for. Something so horrible and absurd that I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. I was cooking a late breakfast, with late in … Continue reading Our Hatred Towards The Star Wars Holiday Special Unites Us All
But Seriously, Barbie in A Christmas Carol is Pretty Good
By now, there have been more adaptations of A Christmas Carol than anyone can count. In addition to the straightforward takes on the story, there have been so many parodies of the classic holiday tale that taking any form of … Continue reading But Seriously, Barbie in A Christmas Carol is Pretty Good
Hitler Pony and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Somehow Used for Nazi Homework Assignment
Today in “Yeah, that happened!” news, a teacher is under fire for a homework assignment about Nazi Germany in which she just might’ve gotten a little too…creative. Oxygen is reporting that students in Illinois were instructed to create “a comic … Continue reading Hitler Pony and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Somehow Used for Nazi Homework Assignment
She-Ra is Coming Back, and That’s Pretty Sweet
As some of us gather round to watch The He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special (something which should be a tradition for all of you if it isn’t already), we’ve been given an early Christmas present with the news that our favorite Princess of Power … Continue reading She-Ra is Coming Back, and That’s Pretty Sweet
Detective Pikachu Will Pikachu Everyone in 2019
2019 is shaping up to be an insanely busy movie year, with Frozen 2, Star Wars 9, Aladdin and even some films that aren’t being released by Disney all set to open during that period. But none of them may … Continue reading Detective Pikachu Will Pikachu Everyone in 2019
Someone Thought it was a Good Idea to Have a 12-Year Old Girl Interview Roy Moore
Roy Moore may be a man with an apparently endless amount of sexual allegations against him and malls that he has been banned from entering due to the strong interest he showed in teenage patrons, but that doesn’t mean that … Continue reading Someone Thought it was a Good Idea to Have a 12-Year Old Girl Interview Roy Moore
The Next X-Men Movie Will Have “A Lot of Suffering”
In case you were losing sleep at night worried that the next X-Men movie wouldn’t be super duper serious, you can put your mind at ease on the matter, as a first look at the film promises it “the most … Continue reading The Next X-Men Movie Will Have “A Lot of Suffering”
The New DuckTales Might Have One of the Best Opening Title Sequences Ever for a Cartoon
2017 has been a pretty bleak year in many ways, but one of the brighter spots of it has been Disney XD’s much-hyped DuckTales reboot, which has gotten almost universal acclaim. With plenty of sharp humor and a bold animation … Continue reading The New DuckTales Might Have One of the Best Opening Title Sequences Ever for a Cartoon
Cricket on the Hearth is a Bad Cartoon from Rankin/Bass’s Golden Age
There’s a reason you’ve probably never seen Cricket on the Hearth. At the very least, you’ve almost certainly never seen it on television. Airing only once as an episode of The Danny Thomas Show in 1967, the Rankin/Bass special fell into obscurity afterwards, … Continue reading Cricket on the Hearth is a Bad Cartoon from Rankin/Bass’s Golden Age
Why the Heck Do We Watch Frosty Returns Every Year?
Few holiday specials are odder ducks than Frosty Returns in terms of how they are consumed by the general public. No one seems to particularly “like it,” yet its been airing on CBS every year for more than two decades alongside its … Continue reading Why the Heck Do We Watch Frosty Returns Every Year?
Should We Be Ashamed of Ourselves for Liking Apu?
Like most people who have sat down to watch an episode of The Simpsons, I have enjoyed the character of Apu, the friendly owner of the Kwik-E-Mart who has been around on the series almost since its beginning. He’s lovable. He’s … Continue reading Should We Be Ashamed of Ourselves for Liking Apu?
Trumpy Bear is Here to Solve All of Your Christmas Shopping Problems
If you need a gift for your grandpa who claims that those pansies at the NFL have become “too political,” or for your aunt who became a Jackie Evancho fan only since last January, or for your nephew who for … Continue reading Trumpy Bear is Here to Solve All of Your Christmas Shopping Problems
There’s No Kevin Spacey in the New All the Money in the World Trailer
You probably all now know that Kevin Spacey will no longer be in All the Money in the World, news that made it a rare upcoming movie in December that people began regularly talking about without “Last” or “Jedi” in the … Continue reading There’s No Kevin Spacey in the New All the Money in the World Trailer
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