So it’s come to this. Four guests remain at the party. Johnny has gone to hide in the bathroom amongst the sports balls. The others make conversation. It’s a tad awkward. The Doctor / Nick / a horrifying slug / … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 8

You all chuck Emily Gilmore’s body out of the window, completely sure that you satisfied her last request and have not disrespected her in any way. Those bodies are really starting to pile up out there. Gavin Newsom, CEO of … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 7

The shadowy figure from yesterday hands their gun to a different shadowy figure. This one has a nice hat. The shadowy figure approaches the confused Englishman. There’s no way someone could be this confused without hiding something, they think. The … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 6

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!” You toss Generic Man out of the window. He still smiling that terrifying smile, even in death. You’ll miss him, probably. For now, you all decide to cut into the third ice cream cake … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 5

You sense that your gods are tired. Even with your mouths stuffed full of watermelon, you all can tell that the party is not going well. You haven’t even found Lisa yet. Or the drugs Chris-R brought here. But at … Continue reading Werewolf 48: The Room- Day 4

After patting yourself on the back for killing Chris-R, a drug dealer, you all decide to drink more scotchka! Ronaldo Porcini goes into the kitchen (because there’s probably a kitchen in this house, just offscreen, right?) to make a pizza … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 3

“Anything for my princess.” The party settles down a bit as Stephanie plays a slow song. Frasier and Niles continue their comical yet slightly insulting banter in one corner, desperately trying to keep down the lukewarm scotchka that some peasant … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 2

“Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!” Welcome to Johnny’s surprise birthday party! Currently, he’s ecstatic that he’s having a baby, so he’s already eaten four slices of cake; less than his usual twelve. Things seem great for the party … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Day 1

Dear [GUEST], You have been invited to a surprise party for our good friend Johnny’s ą̃̒͒҉̢g̷̒͌̑̍ͯ͆̋͆͘͞e̶̓ͩ̐͐ͪ̍͞͠th birthday! We all love him, because he’s perfect in every possible way! Now, I know that some of you might have heard some bad … Continue reading Werewolf 58: The Room- Signups