Oh boy do I have dirt on the McSquirrel Administration. You won’t believe where he’s thinking of hibernating this winter, one of the trees his own family still owns rights to. And if you think that’s bad just wait until … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Writes a Tell All

♫ Substitute your lies for fact I can see right through your plastic mac I look all white, but my dad was black My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack ♫ — “Substitute,” The Who We got trouble. … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Gets Riggy With It

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Space….the final frontier. Is this serious? How do we stop this? Is there stopping it? Look, if there is going to be a space force (there isn’t), then I’d like to volunteer. Why not? … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Builds A SPACE FORCE

Morning Politcadoes, Coming in late last night on The Rachel Maddow Show, it was revealed that they had obtained secret tapes of Devin Nunes speaking at a fundraiser for Rep. Cathy McMorris-Rodgers, essentially admitting that the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Says The Quiet Part Loud

Celebrities Are Trying to Get Ivanka Trump’s Attention by Flooding Her Instagram Again http://time.com/5359627/celebrities-ivanka-trump-instagram-feed/ Last night, celebrities flooded Ivanka Trump’s feed with letters about child separation. Let’s get some facts out of the way: The Trump admin has been separating … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Thread Wonders Where Logic Went

It seems there has been a theme developing in the Trump family — that of just Tweeting out all of their crimes. I have a vague memory of a reporter, who was working on getting the Don Jr e-mail chain … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Gives Up The Game

Today on the Politics Thread I’d like to talk about clams. Sex clams. They can be a serious problem if you don’t scroll before you post. You see some months back when Roy Moore was still news a paper misprinted … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Repeats Itself

♭ Sometimes I can’t help the feeling that I’m Living a life of illusion And oh, why can’t we let it be And see through the hole in this wall of confusion I just can’t help the feeling I’m Living … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Clings Desperately to Its Reality

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What fresh hell awaits us today on this current edition of Firing Friday? Will Barron be removed from his post as CyberMaster General? Is it going to be Jared replaced by an animatronic Andrew … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Isn’t a Trick, It’s a Collusion

Morning Politiocadoes! As the Manafort Trail churns along, President Good Brain seems to be going off the rails. In a series of tweets, the Leader of the Free World intimated that the Mueller investigation was illegal and that Jeff Sessions … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Commits A Smocking Obstruction

CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE TWEETS MELANIA TRUMP IS ‘HOEBAG,’ GOP MAJORITY LEADER DEMANDS JACK DORSEY BAN HIM FROM TWITTER https://www.newsweek.com/kevin-mccarthy-twitter-ban-hoebag-mark-roberts-oregon-independent-prostitute-1050177 Before that… A GOP congressman once lamented not being able to call women ‘sluts’ anymore https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/18/politics/kfile-jason-lewis/index.html Before that… ‘This Girl’: GOP pounces … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post Wonders Why This Is Still Happening

You all heard it from Rudy’s mouth-like face maw — so what if Trump illegally worked with a foreign country in an attempt to influence our fair and free elections, it’s not like it’s a CRIME or anything! Right? No … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Didn’t Do It But If It Did What’s The Big Deal?

Reality as we know it no longer relies of facts, verification or even information, really. We depend on Trump tweets, and more importantly we depend on the latest Trump tweet, because there’s no consistency day to day on his thoughts, … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Flip Flops on Everything

♪ There’s a bedtime story Lovers, war, and kings They belong to yesterday As if it were a dream …. Don’t know why Don’t do that Dry your eyes Don’t look back ♪ — “Don’t Look Back,” Treat Her Right … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Gets Real Upset About Upsetting Reality

Good morning, and Happy Friday! Not much to report today, besides the usual shit tornado spewing out of the White House. It’s Firing Friday, though, so maybe we’ll see some bozo get canned. Who knows?! Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel! … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Never Surrenders

Morning Politocadoes, House Republicans moved to impeach Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein last night. Led by ‘Freedom’ Caucus member Mark Meadows (R, N.C), and Jim ‘Gym’ Jordan (R-Ohio), it is expected to be showdown with House leaders who have started … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Calls For A Futile & Stupid Gesture

Senate Republicans pan Trump farm relief, call for end to trade wars https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-republicans-pan-trump-farm-relief-call-end-trade-wars-n894241 Also and this rapist is trying to get his rape charge for raping overturned https://jezebel.com/brock-turners-lawyer-insists-to-appeals-court-that-his-1827851598 Discuss Welcome to Wednesday! Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post, Tariffs Have the GOP Peddling Welfare

After what seems like decades of Trump whining about the Obama administration listening in on his personal phone lines, it turns out that the call was coming from inside the lawyer’s office. Keep your friends close, I guess. Meanwhile, I … Continue reading Your Favorite Tuesday Politics Thread Did Nothing Wrong

It’s not that the Monday Politics Thread is paranoid. No, there really are a ton of shady things all connected to each other and to money and to elections and to Russia and it goes all the way to the … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Pulls the Sweater

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs; God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man; man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. — Jurassic Park Your increasingly monomaniacal Weekend Politics Thread host devotes yet one more … Continue reading Another Goddamned Weekend Politics Thread

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! We haven’t had a Firing Friday in a while. Are we due for one? Is there anyone left for Trump to fire? Jared? And what the hell is going on with Putin and Trump? … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Nyet Puppet!