Well, this is it; the last day of 2018.  Tomorrow is a new year, and a new House, and a new fresh hell as the rotting orange corpse that is our president continues to be a tweeting, moronic dip shit … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is the Last of 2018

Welcome to the weekend! Since I’m travelling, I’ve written this WPT header a few days in advance. Think of it as a time capsule, a message from the long-forgotten days before… whatever bonkers stuff happens between Thursday and Saturday morning. … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Tries To Stay Up To Date

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Looks like we avoided the Rapture last night, when a flashing blue glow in the night sky over Queens turned out to be a lame old exploding transformer. Looks like we won’t get out … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Lights Up The Night

Morning politocadoes! Well, two years in, and it would appear that President Bad President has finally been shamed into visiting the troops. Yes, Trump and Melanie visited troops in Iraq and in Germany over the holidays. Between the shutdown he … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Compromises Operational Security

I’m still on on holiday…🎄🥃🍷💎 But no to this 👎 https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/26/sherrod-brown-obama-2020-ohio-1068723 And no to this 👎 These candidates will have a hard time because none of them are good candidates https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/12/2020-democratic-primary-white-candidates-trump-racism.html And no to this 👎 https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/12/vice-and-humanization-dick-cheney/578893/ Welcome to Wednesday!!! Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post is an Open Thread

Gonna keep it short. Everybody have a merry Christmas, and if you don’t celebrate that, have a merry day anyway. Spare a thought for the poor souls in the US government who have to work without any idea of when … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Wishes You All A Happy Holiday

It’s Christmas Eve, and for those of us who celebrate anything resembling the holiday, it should be a day of looking forward to tomorrow’s gluttony and gift giving and telling off drunk relatives. For those who don’t, it’s a day … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Blames Everyone Else For This Nonsense

So I’m in a bit of trouble with the Avocado Congress. Avocongress? Avocadongress? Whatever, but the point is my brave, unbelievable leadership of the Weekend Politics Thread has cost me a few points in the polls, and the power-brokers in … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread IS the Senate

Good morning Avocados, and Happy Friday! Honestly, I don’t know what to say anymore. Impeach this deranged motherfucker. That is all. What a God damn joke this country and it’s government are. God. Damnit. Bunch of clowns! Uh, do not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Resigns

Morning Politocadoes! And now we present Victory! Yes friends, didn’t you know?! Why, the Maximum Leader declared it himself! He has defeated ISIS (in Syria). That’s why he’s ordered a rapid withdrawal of all US troops! The announcement comes over … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Declares Victory

https://youtu.be/jPf2y2QGoJw More Drama here: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/russia-favored-trump-targeted-african-americans-election-meddling-reports-say-n948731 Russian involvement targeted African Americans https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/18/trump-michael-flynn-sentencing-russia-mueller Trump wishes Flynn luck before he walks the plank …Don Junior & Boy Wonder have to be next Welcome to Wednesday !!! Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post is “they all did it”

So I had seen that Mick Mulvaney accepted the job of White House Chief of Staff, and I remembered wondering who would be taking over the current job he had. Only last night did I find out that the answer … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Wears Many Hats

So, Stephen Miller is still trying to stay relevant.  And trying to convince us he actually has a decent amount of hair on his head by going to Home Depot and picking up some Rustoleum to spray in the rest.  … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread May be Thinning on Top

I don’t know how many friends I’ve lost touch with over time. A lot, I think. The usual way it goes is, I have a job, or live in a house, or take a class, and while that is still … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Wants To Be Friends

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! I would bring up the idea of it being Firing Friday, but seriously, who is there left to fire in this administration? Jared? His yet to be named new Chief of Staff? I’m not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread WITCH HUNT!

Morning Politocadoes “Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over.” Shortly after it was made clear that Donald Trump would win the election in November 2016, Michael Cohen began gloating. “This is the beginning of a dynasty.” “I’ve … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Knows Everything About Being A Rat

Trump is searching the kingdom for a “mini me” Applicants must have the following qualifications: Must look like Trump thinks he looks Must be shorter than Trump Must have smaller hands than Trump Must agree that “smoking” is spelled “smocking” … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Thread, “My Kingdom For A Chief Of Staff”

What else is there to say anymore? POTUS is a big dumb felonious idiot who will probably tweet something just as stupid as all his others this morning after I’ve already put up this thread, and the cycle will continue. … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Encourges You To Smock ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

It’s Monday, you know what to do.   Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Not Individual-1

I was planning to update everyone on my continuing tyranny as WPT host – Quebec-based metal band Voivod was going to be involved – but then all this recent excitement happened. Consequences are busting into the room like the Kool-Aid … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread is Above the Law – For Now

Should be a slow news day, not really expecting anything too major to OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT’S GONNA BE CHAOS! At the very least there will be some new information from the Mueller investigation, so comment about that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has Been Heavily Redacted