It’s Memorial Day in the US, which is basically our Remembrance Day, except with more shopping. So. Much. Shopping.
In other news, as we all know, Theresa May finally gave up, gave everyone in the UK the metaphorical finger, dropped the mic, and exited stage right. (In two weeks, anyway.)
Not knowing how the UK works when it comes to these things, I can only assume May’s successor must win a trial by bloody combat, eating the smallest in Parliament to prove their dominance, and bring the Queen the head of a Leprechaun.
It’s Monday, and the European elections happened over the weekend. Check out that thread here.