Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!

I’m fairly proud of my title here. It works on multiple levels!

My plan is to charge a 5% upvote increase on all comments until we stop the influx of Kinja refugees from the AV Club.

Wait, you’re saying that the Kinja migration has been done for a while, and everyone who wanted to come here has already done so? Damnit.

I need another petty distraction….uhhh…*covers Weekend Politics Thread title with a tarp*