Okay, everybody! Let’s get into it! Another day of tricks, gambits, and shenanigans caused almost exclusively by yours truly! Now, what do I add today to shake things up? Another new rule? A reward for Banner’s Gambit-ing yourself? Or maybe … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Five

THE BATTLE ROYALE CONTINUES! THINGS! GET! EXCITING! The players have only ONE THING on their minds today, folks! And what’s that? [I point to the cheering crowd before me] SABOTAGE! That’s RIGHT! Now, folks, as you’ve seen, every single plan … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Four

okay so let me get this straight you guys were all “let’s all be kind! raise everyone from the dead! we’ll prove something about the inherent good of humanity!” and then, with ZERO hesitation “yeah i think i’m gonna murder … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Three

This is not the game you thought you were playing. You did not recognize the warnings. You did not tread carefully. This will cost you dearly. The realtor gives a final nod at the newly furnished kitchen, marveling at the … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day Two

There is only one vehicle large enough to transport all of you from HGTV headquarters to the build site: a van with “HGTV’s Home Free” plastered on the side. The ride over is awkward, since only a few of you … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers, Day One

Piper and Craig Lastname are a young family on the grow. He owns a pharmacy while she sells plants on the side. Their life should be perfect… except for one thing! [cymbals, pan to a couple bumping into each other … Continue reading Werewolf 128: Extreme House Hunter-Uppers Brothers