Ice-T wakes up from a bad dream and feels something next to him in bed. He fumbles for the light switch and when he finally flips it, he finds himself staring at a reindeer head, still bleeding stains on the … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 6

Ice-T, for whom every case feels like the first, inspects the scene before him. He wants to ask his fellow detectives what it all means, but he’s wary of sounding naïve. He pokes the inflatable snowman on the lawn. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 5

EXT. SNOWY FIELD Detectives Jackson and Glendale approach a figure that at first looks like a snowman, but is revealed to be a little boy, tied to a chair. His skin is blue now. J-Dawg is strumming his ukulele. He … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 4

J-Dawg and T are standing over the mangled corpse of a farm animal. “God. Fucking. Dammit.” “Report says it was a nutcracker. Bludgeoned him over and over. We got a blood sample of the killer, but…” “I know, T. I … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 3

Ex-pastor Jake “J-Dawg” Jackson (or was his surname Johnson? It doesn’t matter; we’re all new people up north) surveys the scene while his partner kneels down over the corpse. “Are you telling me this was our…” “Yeah, T. She was … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 2

You get off the bus in the frigid north and wait in the cold. A charismatic man and a neurotic centaur approach you. “This is who the agency sent over?” “Easy, Glendale. Beggars can’t be choosers. And they’re green, but … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Day 1

A man and a centaur-deer thing stand over a small body in a frozen ditch. “You seeing this, Glendale?” “Yeah, Smoove. Stabbed twelve times. One for each day of Christmas.” She kicks the body with her hoof a little until … Continue reading CSI: North Pole – Signups