Good morning, and happy Friday! I haven’t checked the news yet. Do we still have a functioning government? Hah, just kidding! The government hasn’t functioned in 2 years. Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has A Constitutional Crisis

Header Credit goes to the beloved comedy institution “The Pixelated Boat” twitter account c Morning Politocadoes! We gather here today to say goodbye the world’s most racist Keebler Elf, Jeffuhson Beauregahd Sesssion duh Toid.   He’s not dead. Well, politically, … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Says So Long To Sessions

Take a deep breath. Breath In for 4 counts and Out for 3 counts. Repeat. 2018 Mid-Term voting is over. If you voted, pat yourself on the back for supporting democracy. Democracy is the greatest of all ideals but like … Continue reading Welcome to This Wednesday Political Post Mid-Term After-Party

I don’t have anything too clever to add here, but a fresh thread should bring less bork. Let’s keep the talk going.wrong CLAM ALERT: Voting Machine Fuckery in Georgia Races that have been called: Senate Indiana – Mike Braun (R) … Continue reading A Second Tuesday Politics Thread

Just kidding, today is the US Midterm Election, as though you didn’t already know. So if you’re in the States, make sure you VOTE, post your I Voted sticker here for easy upvotes, then come back here to join us … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Settles In For A Comfortable Relaxed Leisurely Stress-Free Day

Today is the last day before Election Day, and we don’t know what will happen.  We know what we hope will happen: the blue wave will come crashing down, sweeping away the red rubbish and giving us at least a … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Is Just Waiting For Tomorrow

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round; And … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Grew Incommoded

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! As excited as I am to vote next week, I’m also feeling a bit of dread. It’s clear that as long as Trump is in power, elections will be a way for him to … Continue reading The Friday Politics Threat Amends The Avoconstitution

Morning Politocadoes! We’re in the final days before the midterms and I’m coming into it feeling like Not sure if we can prevent a post apocalyptic future, but I’m damn sure gonna try. What about the rest of you? Things … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Gears Up

6 more DAYS Midterms Update https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/note-red-swirls-blue-races-define-midterms/story?id=58864001 Democrats are poised to make significant gains but vote don’t take anything for granted!!! Welcome to Wednesday Continue reading This Wednesday Political Thread Is Counting Down…

I know we’ve already talked about it but while the city of Pittsburgh is preparing to lay to rest the victims of the weekend’s synagogue shooting, the US President is going to go fuck everything up by moving ahead with … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Feeds Its Ego

We know what happened Saturday: a horrible, senseless mass murder at a synagogue full of people worshipping life. A Holocaust survivor murdered by a man who took his ideas from the same people she had already escaped from once before. … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is in Mourning

♪ Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover ♪ — “Down Under,” Men at Work     Another … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Psychically Perambulates Through Perversities in the Predawn Hours

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I’m trying to imagine what the GOP reaction would be to a bunch of Republicans getting mailed pipe bombs. They would probably start trying to jail Democrats and cancel elections. The world has gone … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has a Suspicious Package

Morning Politocadoes! Been out of the newscycle for a bit and boy, thngs are escalating rather quickly. Shockingly, when the President of the United States attacks his political opponents as evil and corrupt and endorses physical violence, his most loyal … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Gets A Package

I obviously highlighted the best article!!! 👵🏻👩🏿🧕🏽👩🏻‍⚕️👱🏾‍♀️👩🏾‍🍳👩🏽‍💼👩🏾‍🚒 The Forecast: If Democrats win the House, it will be because of women https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/23/politics/the-forecast-democrats-gender-gap/index.html Welcome to Wednesday!!!! Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post Can’t Wait For Midterms

Oh the whim of the US President is fickle, indeed! One day you’re a horrible liar with an ugly wife and a father who assassinated JFK, the next you’re beautiful and exactly what the country needs! Who can keep up? … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Is Beautiful

Would you look at that.  We’ve made it to another Monday.   In 1962 on this day, Kennedy gave a speech to the nation to announce the discovery of Soviet missiles in Cuba.   Hopefully, today will not bring us such … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread Made it Through Another Weekend

♪ Fifteen years later Caught in time’s incinerator Yesterday’s worries are today’s But the good times are so near just sitting back and drinking beer You know I’m halfway down the road. But I know that I still ain’t there … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread References Five for Fighting