Good morning Avocados, and Happy Friday! Honestly, I don’t know what to say anymore. Impeach this deranged motherfucker. That is all. What a God damn joke this country and it’s government are. God. Damnit. Bunch of clowns! Uh, do not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Resigns

Morning Politocadoes! And now we present Victory! Yes friends, didn’t you know?! Why, the Maximum Leader declared it himself! He has defeated ISIS (in Syria). That’s why he’s ordered a rapid withdrawal of all US troops! The announcement comes over … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Declares Victory

https://youtu.be/jPf2y2QGoJw More Drama here: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/russia-favored-trump-targeted-african-americans-election-meddling-reports-say-n948731 Russian involvement targeted African Americans https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/dec/18/trump-michael-flynn-sentencing-russia-mueller Trump wishes Flynn luck before he walks the plank …Don Junior & Boy Wonder have to be next Welcome to Wednesday !!! Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post is “they all did it”

So I had seen that Mick Mulvaney accepted the job of White House Chief of Staff, and I remembered wondering who would be taking over the current job he had. Only last night did I find out that the answer … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Wears Many Hats

So, Stephen Miller is still trying to stay relevant.  And trying to convince us he actually has a decent amount of hair on his head by going to Home Depot and picking up some Rustoleum to spray in the rest.  … Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread May be Thinning on Top

I don’t know how many friends I’ve lost touch with over time. A lot, I think. The usual way it goes is, I have a job, or live in a house, or take a class, and while that is still … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Wants To Be Friends

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! I would bring up the idea of it being Firing Friday, but seriously, who is there left to fire in this administration? Jared? His yet to be named new Chief of Staff? I’m not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread WITCH HUNT!

Morning Politocadoes “Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over.” Shortly after it was made clear that Donald Trump would win the election in November 2016, Michael Cohen began gloating. “This is the beginning of a dynasty.” “I’ve … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Knows Everything About Being A Rat

Trump is searching the kingdom for a “mini me” Applicants must have the following qualifications: Must look like Trump thinks he looks Must be shorter than Trump Must have smaller hands than Trump Must agree that “smoking” is spelled “smocking” … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Thread, “My Kingdom For A Chief Of Staff”

What else is there to say anymore? POTUS is a big dumb felonious idiot who will probably tweet something just as stupid as all his others this morning after I’ve already put up this thread, and the cycle will continue. … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Encourges You To Smock ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

It’s Monday, you know what to do.   Continue reading The Monday Politics Thread is Not Individual-1

I was planning to update everyone on my continuing tyranny as WPT host – Quebec-based metal band Voivod was going to be involved – but then all this recent excitement happened. Consequences are busting into the room like the Kool-Aid … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread is Above the Law – For Now

Should be a slow news day, not really expecting anything too major to OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT’S GONNA BE CHAOS! At the very least there will be some new information from the Mueller investigation, so comment about that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has Been Heavily Redacted

Pictured: Melanie Trump smiling like she never has before at her own husband, the President. Morning Politocadoes! Yaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!! He didn’t shit himself in the pew or knock over the casket! He’s Presidential! He deserves a cookie! Nah fam, when even … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Is Well Behaved in Bereavement

    Other Shit:  I found this when I was looking for Bush’s pictures and I am posting because DAMN… 2.  Flynn has given ‘substantial assistance’ to the special counsel 3.  Eric Trump is right about George Conway’s disrespect for his wife  Someone … Continue reading This Wednesday Political Post Says Farewell to a President

This Politics Thread is brought to you by Mister Miracle, Super Escape Artist! Scott Free, AKA Mister Miracle, was but a babe on New Genesis, the son of the Highfather. Until one day, as part of a truce with Darkseid … Continue reading The Tuesday Politics Thread Tries To Escape Justice

I’m writing this on Thursday night, since I’ll be out of town all weekend, and if I don’t do it now, I’ll probably forget.  So, let’s just assume more fallout from the Cohen chicanery happens, Trump tweets constantly that he’s … Continue reading Here’s Your Monday Politics Thread, From the Past

Pretty boring week it’s been, eh? In case you missed it, there’s been some movement in the Mueller investigation, and there’s a lot of jail-related talk going around. Seriously, do you know how HARD it is to get sent to … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Goes to Jail

Good morning everyone, and Haopy Friday! Please proceed to the comment section, through the Trump news, the Disqus borking, and the Twitter shares. There you will find news of collusion, of Russian espionage, and best of all, the sauciest Sex … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Pleads Guilty

Morning Politocadoes! So, Paul Manafort, lover of crimes and ostrich sports jackets, is in jail. Yes, he’s in jail for crimes. Jail is a place reserved for crime-doers meant to prevent them from doing more crimes. Paul, of course, loves … Continue reading The Thursday Politics Thread Colludes With A Convicted Felon!