SCENE NINE (INT. TOONTOWN JAIL) (HATTIE THE HEFFALUMP sits behind the desk, twirling a set of keys on her trunk. She splits into two different heffalumps. One of them wanders over to a jail cell, where an unseen prisoner is … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 4
SCENE SIX (EXT. STREETS OF TOONTOWN) (Eddie and Roger walk the streets of Toontown.) ROGER: I got my eyes peeled for weasels, Eddie! (Roger grabs his eyelids with both hands and yanks them open, his eyeballs expanding and shooting forward.) … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 3
No time to write funny intro* this week. (*”But Goat, you never write funny intros!” /rimshot) What did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
[STUDIO NOTE: Nobody died last night?! What the hell kind of mystery picture is this?] SCENE FOUR (INT. EDDIE VALIANT’S OFFICE) (The camera moves down a dingy hallway. A distant phone rings. We pass an open office door. The etching … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 2
TOUCHSTONE PICTURES And AMBLIN ENTERTAINMENT Present SCENE ONE (FADE IN – DARK TUNNEL) (As we fade in, the camera is moving forward down a dark tunnel, as if it is on the front of a moving car. The tunnel bends, … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Day 1
OR, “Wereweasels Ripped My Flesh” “I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters, the toons!” Toontown celebrated as only toons could: singing, dancing, and dropping anvils … Continue reading Wereweasel 83: Toontown Terror, Sign-Ups
The header image just about sums up my weekend. First person to name the movie shown in the image gets a special prize*. What did you do this weekend? (*okay, the special prize is an upvote from me.) Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
In high school a group of us would play Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition. This was before the Internet existed, so if you didn’t know how specialist wizards worked or how to calculate THAC0, then fuck you, figure it … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
This was the first weekend of 2019, which is a Year of the Pig according to the Chinese zodiac. What did you do this weekend? And how did it involve pigs? Be specific. Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
For the final installment of What Did You Do This Weekend in 2018, tell us … What did you do this year? Continue reading What Did You Do This … Year?
I finished reading Watership Down, just in time for the new animated limited series that premieres on Netflix Christmas Day. In the introduction to his best-selling 1972 novel, the late Richard Adams insisted that this story “was never intended to … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
I saw Into The Spider-Verse this weekend. I liked the part with Spider-man. What else did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Today is the final day of Hanukkah, which ends at sundown tonight. I’m not Jewish, but I did celebrate by eating a lot of food deep-fried in oil. What else did you do this weekend? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
This weekend, the Avocado featured our very own Giftmas, where our talented and generous community shared in the time-honored traditions of gift giving and upvoting (mostly upvoting). If you haven’t yet checked out all the creative Giftmas offerings, you should! It’s … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
If you’re American, how was your Thanksgiving? Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
If you have Netflix, you may have watched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Notable filmmakers have been steadily dropping their films onto streaming services, but I’d argue none of them are as esteemed as the Coen Brothers (maybe you could … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
If you have Amazon Prime, you may have watched season 2 of Patriot. All eight episodes of the new season premiered on Friday. I attempted to explain this show to someone who had never heard of it, and mostly ended … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
If you live in the United States (except Arizona and Hawaii), you participated in the bizarre ritual known as the end of Daylight Savings Time, when we all dutifully set our clocks back an hour without really having any idea … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Who am I kidding, you were all playing that cowboy game. I hope y’all had fun a-whoopin’ and a-hollerin’ and a-pickin’ burrs outta yer horse’s tail (I assume these are things you can do in the game). So, that’s what … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Here’s what you didn’t do this weekend… … you didn’t see An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn. Jim Hosking, writer/director of the intentionally repugnant and tedious The Greasy Strangler, somehow managed to convince real actors to appear in his follow-up feature. Good … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
Here’s what you didn’t do this weekend… … you didn’t attend the Giant Pumpkin Weigh Off and Regatta, which was held in Goffstown, New Hampshire. The giant pumpkins arrived on Saturday morning, when the Pumpkin Prince and Princess were crowned. They … Continue reading What Did You Do This Weekend?
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