June Second Night Thread Pram
I just signed up Because nobody else had So I pram it up Because it’s not bad To rhyme words up With themselves had Something something up Continue reading June Second Night Thread Pram
Author: daveshayneducksoup
First Day Thread of June Pram
First day of Joon Look out for loons They’ll be flying soon I read in the roons Smile or Froon Stand on the doons Continue reading First Day Thread of June Pram
May 25th Night Thread Birthday Pram
2 hours left Correct saving time Of my birthday Heinz sauce Slathered over everything Over everything Everything Continue reading May 25th Night Thread Birthday Pram
May 17th Night Thread Pram
Eight days A nice round number Like a cucumber Viewed end on Not like lumber With a rectangular cross section And slivery inflection Poetic dissection In all the one ways Continue reading May 17th Night Thread Pram
Day Thread of the MST3K Series Premier
In the not too distant future, tonight at eight ET And I was going to do more but I’m feeling very ill equipped for filking. Anywho tonight is the grand premiere of season 13 as Jonah and the Bots suffer … Continue reading Day Thread of the MST3K Series Premier
April 30 Day Thread
Because I saw nobody had signed up while looking to see if the signups had gotten to May. Have fun for the last day of April Showers. A pram to tide you over: One day Leads to the next One … Continue reading April 30 Day Thread
March 12th Day Thread of daveshayneducks Writes Another Pram
Spring is near Do not fear It’s almost sprung Spring arrives In our lives Sprang from the air Spring sings Of growing things From winter sprang Spreng? Sprong! Continue reading March 12th Day Thread of daveshayneducks Writes Another Pram
The January Sixth Day Thread of daveshayneducks writes a pram
From time to time I dabble in doggerel. Short poems of largely indifferent quality and generally lacking in gravitas. Often times they even rhyme. Usually I’ll start with a line of nonsense and start from there. For instance I might … Continue reading The January Sixth Day Thread of daveshayneducks writes a pram
Night Thread for November 11th
November is Latin for Ninth Month but it’s the eleventh month. I sure hope some Roman got fired for that blunder. Continue reading Night Thread for November 11th
September 3rd Night Thread of daveshayne Telling a Terrible Joke Badly, in Script Form
Dramatis Personae Sheriff Andrew Taylor (no relation) Deputy Richard Little (no relation) Speeder Richard Chamberlain (no relation) Scene: A police car hidden behind a billboard on a highway occupied by SAT and DRL. DRL: Wanna hear my Bogart impression again, … Continue reading September 3rd Night Thread of daveshayne Telling a Terrible Joke Badly, in Script Form
August 15th Day Thread of Can Summer Be Over Already?
One half day away from halfway through the harshest summer month. In the northern hemisphere at least (Avocados from the southern hemisphere read this in February.) Not statistically the hottest month of the year that’s July but August is when … Continue reading August 15th Day Thread of Can Summer Be Over Already?
History Thread: Dave rants about the Great Man Theory.
“If you had a time machine would you kill Baby Hitler?” At some point in their lives just about everybody gets confronted by this bizarre variation of the Trolley Problem. Those who pose this scenario want to suggest a moral … Continue reading History Thread: Dave rants about the Great Man Theory.
July 31st Day thread of yesterday’s anxiety ridden daveshayne
As I write this my day (by the time you read this, yesterday) has been completely derailed by a perfectly ordinary interaction with an automated voicemail system. Mental illness blows. Hope everybody else copes better today (my tomorrow) than I … Continue reading July 31st Day thread of yesterday’s anxiety ridden daveshayne
July 13th Death of Marat Night Thread
On this date in 1793 Jean-Paul Marat was assassinated by Charlotte Cordray in his bathtub. History records that they were members of opposing factions and that Cordray blamed him for the September Massacres. I suppose it is also possible that … Continue reading July 13th Death of Marat Night Thread
The Stan Freberg Signing of the Declaration of Independence July 4th Day Thread
Stan Freberg was a radio satirist at a time when everybody else had migrated to television. Possibly best remembered for his version of The Banana Boat Song (featuring a bongo player who objected to how loud the singer was and … Continue reading The Stan Freberg Signing of the Declaration of Independence July 4th Day Thread
Day Thread of the time daveshayne thought he could sell T-shirts by being a webcartoonist
It was going to be called Blockhead and it would be the adventures of a Blockhead named Blockhead. I first created the character of Blockhead on a chalkboard in the lunchroom of my place of employment in the mid 90s. … Continue reading Day Thread of the time daveshayne thought he could sell T-shirts by being a webcartoonist
Today is Somebody’s Birthday! Can You Guess? (Day Thread)
It is also Towel Day. A day when we proclaim what hoopy froods we are to the world at large by knowing where our towel is. http://www.towelday.org/ But I was talking about a birthday. Today is Ian McKellen’s 82nd Birthday! … Continue reading Today is Somebody’s Birthday! Can You Guess? (Day Thread)
