They stood on the grass and stared up at the world-sized tree. A massive serpent wound its way around the branches.
“Greetings,” the serpent hissed, “welcome to Yggdrasil. Surrounded by the Nine Worlds, this is a gathering place for the gods. What brings you here?”
“Cookies!” said Cookie Monster.
“Err, actually,” said Tad Strange, “Disqus borked and spat us out here.”
“Typical,” said the massive snake. “I recently lost about fifty thousand upvotes. Where do they go? In any case, on behalf of the Society Espousing Respect Pertaining to Everyone Now Treegazing, or S.E.R.P.E.N.T., I welcome you to this sacred ground.”
“Can you help us?” asked Katos. “All we want to do is get back to Walla Walla for the pancake breakfast.”
“Oh yeah,” said Miss Kuroitsu, “that was a thing at one point, right? Who can remember.”
The snake shook its mighty head. “I cannot help you,” it said. “But I know of one who can.”
As the snake slithered off to the north, those that were still determined to eradicate mortality grabbed the dragon by its consummate Vs and tossed it under the snake’s massive girth, instantly crushing it, much to the delight of the peasantry.
Beinggreen (Trogdor) has died. They were WILD THING and T.O.W.W.N.
6 T.O.W.W.N. – Wins the game when S.C.U.M. and the Bugblatter Beast are eliminated.
3 S.C.U.M. – Wins the game when the number of S.C.U.M. equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. and the Bugblatter Beast is eliminated. Each night, S.C.U.M. must kill one player of their choice.
1 Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal – Serial Killer, wins the game when all other players are dead. (If Nyarlathotep is in the game, they win as a team if they are both still alive with 5 or less players.)
Day One, Day Two, Day Three, Day Four, Day Five
Day Six will end on Friday, November 25 at 12pm PST/3pm EST/8pm GMT.