They tumbled through the white void, terrified and unsure whether they were falling up or down.
Shapes appeared in the whiteness. They flew at the survivors, pummeling them mercilessly, some more than others. The shapes were tiny arrows, most of them pointing up, though some pointed down.
Words began to appear in the void, then … pictures of cats. Then more pictures of cats. So many pictures of cats!

A voice echoed around them. “Welcome. To prove you are not robots, please indicate which of the following pictures contain crosswalks.”
Confused and disoriented, they poked at the images that floated around them.
“Thank you,” said the disembodied voice. “We have sent you an email to confirm your identity.”
“What is email?” asked the possum.
“Thank you,” said the voice. “Identity confirmed. Welcome to my realm, the Divine Immortal Space Quantifying Universal Supremacy. You may call me D.I.S.Q.U.S. Please click here to agree to our Terms of Service.”
“Enough!” screamed Mei. “We’re borked! We’re so f-ing borked!”
Her face turned red in rage, but instead of turning into a red panda as they had all seen many times, this time she took the form of a slobbering creature with several dozen tungsten-carbide vast-pain claws, skin like a motorway, and breath like a 747 jet. She turned and ate the mule at he floated by.
Josephus has died. He was Vanilla T.O.W.W.N.
Horrified (well, not that horrified), the Secret Cabal decided to end the threat of the Beast once and for all. It would not appear again.
Stars (Turning Red) has died. They were the second (and final) Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (Serial Killer).
The void went quiet. The D.I.S.Q.U.S. notifications had broken, because of course they did.
7 T.O.W.W.N. – Wins the game when S.C.U.M. and the Bugblatter Beast are eliminated.
4 S.C.U.M. – Wins the game when the number of S.C.U.M. equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. and the Bugblatter Beast is eliminated. Each night, S.C.U.M. must kill one player of their choice.
1 Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal – Serial Killer, wins the game when all other players are dead. (If Nyarlathotep is in the game, they win as a team if they are both still alive with 5 or less players.)
Day One, Day Two, Day Three, Day Four
Day Five will end on Wednesday, November 23 at 12pm PST/3pm EST/8pm GMT.

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