Werewolf 196: Gods and Monst3rs, Day Four

An indeterminate time after Benny the Cab helped the group flee from Wolfingshire Abbey, they drove down a dark tunnel. After a bend, the tunnel straightened out to reveal red velvet curtains covering the road ahead. The curtains opened to reveal a happy cartoon sun shining down on dancing cartoon trees and flying cartoon birds.

The sun, trees, and birds begin sing happily: “Smiiiiiile, darn ya, smiiiiiiiiile, You know this whole world is a great world after alllllllll…

“Downtown Toontown, comin’ right up!” said Benny the Cab. “Youse all should be safe here. How’d you get mixed up with that W.O.O.F.I.E. crowd, anyway?”

“They told us they were fighting immortal entities,” said Bruce the Shark.

Benny the Cab laughed. “Ha! Dontcha know that W.O.O.F.I.E. stands for Wolfingshire Order Of Feasting Immortal Entities?”

“We do now,” said Batman.

As they approached downtown, the streets of the city were teeming with chaos. Toons were dancing, hopping, flying, lurching, waddling, and somersaulting. Dogs chasing cats, cats chasing mice, and mice chasing elephants.

Benny stopped outside of a building with a large glowing sign: G.O.O.F.Y.

“Last stop!” Benny said. “Headquarters for the Group Of the Obviously FriendlY. Youse all should be perfectly safe here. Everyone out!”

As the cab sped away, two pianos were pushed off the roofs of nearby buildings. They made a comical whistling sound as they fell and squashed Bruce and Mike Wazowski, who nobody had noticed until that moment looked surprisingly similar.

Pablo Pizazzo (Bruce the Shark) and Raven (Mike Wazowski) have died. They were JANUS and both of them were T.O.W.W.N.

As dust and piano wire flew everywhere, the Bugblatter Beast took advantage of the noise and chaos to gobble up Bruce Wayne. But, as the god of the afterlife, they were used to being dead.

Wasp (Batman) has died. She was OSIRIS and a member of the Secret Cabal for Undoing Mortality (S.C.U.M.)


9 T.O.W.W.N. – Wins the game when S.C.U.M. and the Bugblatter Beast are eliminated.

4 S.C.U.M. – Wins the game when the number of S.C.U.M. equals the number of T.O.W.W.N. and the Bugblatter Beast is eliminated. Each night, S.C.U.M. must kill one player of their choice.

1 Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal – Serial Killer, wins the game when all other players are dead. (If Nyarlathotep is in the game, they win as a team if they are both still alive with 5 or less players.)

Day One, Day Two, Day Three

Day Four will end on Monday, November 21 at 2pm PST/5pm EST/10pm GMT.