Bill Dudley enjoyed stocking the Satellite cafeteria. It wasn’t just another delivery job for him. No, sir. He enjoyed taking the time to chat with the cafeteria staff each day, making sure to ask how they were doing and to … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 7

Mr. B Natural danced and pranced along the corridor (having been ejected from the movie for excessive baton-twirling.) “Music, music, la la la! Tweedley-dee!” she sang merrily, tossing the baton from hand to hand. “Oh look! There’s someone else who’s … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 6

It was Christmastime! No need to be afraid. On Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade. And that’s exactly what jolly old Santa Claus did, as he made his way from cabin to cabin, munching on cookies, drinking … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 5

The can of Hamdingers rolled through the ship, searching for more clues. The Rebels were on the ropes now. If only it could find just one more of them… It rolled into cabin after cabin, looking for anything suspicious. So … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 4

Dante stalked through the bowels of the Satellite of Love, which looked surprisingly like a cement factory, his trusty guns at the ready as he kept his eyes peeled for supernatural foes. Who knew what sort of demons lurked in … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 3

Partway through the movie, one of the test subjects was tapped on the shoulder. “Psst! Follow me. I think you’ll want to hear what I have to say.” Puzzled, the test subject slipped out of the theater and allowed themselves … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 2

Somewhere in outer space, a crew of space travelers was waking from coolosleep. That’s like cryosleep, except instead of fancy freezing chambers or stasis pods, you just turn the air conditioning down as low at it can go and maybe … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Day 1

Welcome to Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000, with your host, The Hayes Code! In this game, you’ll take on the role of a humble temp kidnapped and forced to watch movies at the behest of an evil scientist. Many … Continue reading Warwilf 87: Mystery Violence Theater 3000 – Signups!