You almost make it through the night. Burdened with his armload of supplies, medic Goatful Dead Head scuttles through the darkened hallways of Wimbiscus Manor. “Meg kellett volna vásárolnia a kísérteties hitelt,” hisses Pontostárgy as it lops off Count Dorcula’s head. … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 6

In the wee hours, as Wish Kenth sits in his den and watches InuYasha in Japanese with English subtitles, you take stock. “fuck,” says Sarah Plain. Shaken at the mistaken killing of Zap Rowsdower, you take his endenimed corpse to the … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 5

It’s been a busy day, and Philo lets you knock off at 4 because there’s going to be a night shoot. Mario says his goodbyes to the ValueFilms Productions crew, picks up his last paycheck, and calls up a warp … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 4

The opossum has just hung itself up by its tail for the night when it hears footsteps. “Hello?” Silence. He slowly reaches for his Polaroid. “I know what I said about being the investigator earlier might have been upsetting, but … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 3

You dream strange dreams. Two figures in darkness, one dismembering the other. A woman alone in a sealed room, writing furiously with both hands, staring straight ahead. The dead eyes of Mandy Mendez’ Bitmoji, with Comic Sans text commanding you … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 2

You set out from ValueFilm Productions HQ in Schenectady, New York, with high hopes. You have jobs! Making television! You can hardly wait to meet the dynamic and engaging stars of Dehaunters on-site. They’re being flown in; YOU are all riding … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Day 1

Hello, NEW EMPLOYEE NAME I’m glad to welcome you aboard the ValueFilm Productions train! This train never stops! Choo choo! Hi, I’m Mandy Mendez, and on behalf of human resources, let me say that we’re so glad to have you join … Continue reading Werewolves 74: The House of Wimbiscus – Sign-ups