Enter stage right, THE WORST PERSON. CLAUDIO My girlfriend SUCKS, I’m gonna be such an ASSHOLE about it. Enter Sir Belch, with a sword. BELCH Foul villain! I am here to duel you! And just generally make this play better! … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day Six

Enter stage left, a man in weaver’s clothes. NICK BOTTOM My attempts to stage a play have gone… not well. Perhaps I’ll change the setting! Revolutionary France? A space station? Oh, I know! Gangster-era Chicago! Enter, a FAERIE. ROBIN GOODFELLOW … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day Five

Enter stage right, a woman clothed in startling red. She poses dramatically, then looks around, moves further upstage and poses again. On stage, a group of Roman townspeople gawk at her in awe.  TAMORA I is I, Tamora, Queen of … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day Four

Enter, stage right, three witches, in full makeup, unidentifiable to the audience. They gather around a cauldron. THE WITCHES Double, double, toil and trouble, Fire burn and cauldron bubble, If you ask what we see in here, We can tell … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day Three

In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. Enter from right a short man, slightly rotund, in a garish purple suit. Elton Owen John It is … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day Two

Stuff was afoot in the kingdom of Luponn! Shakespearean references! Intrigue, suspicions, oh my! (Please excuse the lack of flavor text, you guys. Hols is very busy, and I’m running on no sleep, but I wanted to get the day … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves – Day One

The nobles of the kingdom of Luponn Were used to days of merriment and nights Of moonlit trysts in woods where faeries fawn— They thought the earth a thing for their delight. But secrets undergrew the kingdom’s heart, Like creeping … Continue reading Werewolves LXX: Much Ado About Werewolves Sign-Ups