Cleo Morelli, an aspiring Portland chef, tries to win a food truck competition while the competition tries to win her heart. Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: You’re Bacon Me Crazy Recap/Review

We’ve done it, my friends. We’ve reached the last movie of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2019. The final film is When Calls the Heart: Home for Christmas, the holiday special of a Canadian TV series. Also, is that baby in … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: When Calls the Heart: Home for Christmas Recap/Review

The penultimate Countdown to Christmas film coming to you a week or so after Christmas! I’m not sure why this particular film is the second-to-last when there have actually been some semi-enjoyable films in this year’s roster. But anyway, here … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: It’s Beginning to Look at Lot Like Christmas Recap/Review

Happy New Year, folks! To ring in the new year, I’ll still be in Christmas. Those of you that are hungover, why not have a read? Actually, for this film, we’ll be Hanukkah-ing AND Christmas-ing. Don’t confuse Double Holiday for … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Double Holiday Recap/Review

We’re in the home stretch. I don’t know anything about this film. The header and title offer up nothing. I’ve not even seen a preview of the thing, so my first intro to it will be in this here synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Cheerful Christmas Recap/Review

After the joy that was A Christmas Love Story (and to a lesser extent Christmas at Dollywood), we go back to normal with Holiday Date. It’s fairly straightforward for a Hallmark film. Synopsis: Brooke is dumped right before Christmas and … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Holiday Date Recap/Review

Now for a contender for the most basic film title: A Christmas Love Story. This is part of Hallmark’s Hall of Fame which I think means they spent money on actors and want the film to be remembered in their … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Christmas Love Story Recap/Review

I’ve decided to skip over A Christmas Love Story for now to bring you Christmas at Dollywood. I need some joy in my life and Dolly is sure to bring it. Unfortunately, with Dolly comes some boring people who need … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at Dollywood Recap/Review

Christmas is over as of this writing BUT not for me. No, dear reader, my hell continues until my reviews of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas films are complete. So we continue with Christmas in Rome. I watched this about three … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas in Rome

Welcome to Christmas Town! I think all small towns in Hallmark could qualify for “Christmas Town,” but it appears they have selected a very special place to take the moniker. And who better to star than their top Hallmark Heroine … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas Town Recap/Review

For today’s feature film, we return to Evergreen, the town at the center of the Christmas in Evergreen series. Last time we visited, two people fell in love. Who knows what’s in store this time?! Synopsis: As the town searches … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy Recap/Review

I’ve heard It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year so much in these films, I feel like I work in retail. This particular film takes place in the magical metropolis of New York City. It appears Hallmark decided to … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at the Plaza Recap/Review

Welcome to The Christmas Club! It’s a gathering of people who punch each other in alleyways while wearing Santa hats and baubles in their beards. At least, this is what I hope. Hallmark is sure to disappoint me though. Synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: The Christmas Club Recap/Review

There are too many Hallmark movies to review right now. I might faint. Today, we watch Check Inn to Christmas which I hope features a quaint bed and breakfast or else I riot. Synopsis: When New York City lawyer Julia … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Check Inn to Christmas Recap/Review

Happy Thanksgiving, you filthy Americans. No one will be on the internet, so why not upload a Hallmark film recap? Today’s movie is called A Christmas Duet, featuring people who can supposedly sing. It also features some other things. Synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Christmas Duet Recap/Review

Well, it’s Thanksgiving time in America and you know what that means: my impending doom. This is the week that Hallmark decides to drop a film EVERYDAY. So, I’ll have to drip feed the recaps/reviews over the next few weeks … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Cherished Memories: A Gift to Remember 2 Recap/Review

Before we begin, I want to call out Adrian Grenier. What the hell is going on with his hair? Who said to give him the Lego Man Special? It’s a disaster and Hallmark needs to explain itself. Anyway, nothing says … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at Graceland: Home for the Holidays Recap/Review

I’m in a jolly mood today because I heard a bit of a Christmas song which made me feel nice. Whether or not this will carry through the recap, I cannot tell you. What I CAN tell you is that … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Write Before Christmas Recap/Review