It’s July and the world is experiencing a particularly brutal heatwave. You know what that means? Christmas sweaters and Balsam Hill Christmas trees! That’s right. Hallmark took their industrial fake snow machine out of storage, flew in their most available … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas in July: Campfire Christmas Recap and Review
Gather round my babies because I have some important info to share with you. Hallmark, home of bland Christmas movies and sometimes greeting cards, has gifted us a festive film starring none other than Bruce Campbell himself! So, this isn’t … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: One December Night Recap/Review
So seeing as I’m released from recapping EVERY Hallmark this year, I get to pick the ones that either interest me or you, the people. Here by popular demand is The Santa Stakeout! Tanya is a police detective who is … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: The Santa Stakeout Recap/Review
You thought you were rid of me, eh? I rise from the dead to provide you with Christmas content by way of Hallmark. That’s right. Countdown to Christmas returns! Last year was a little spotty for me on these recaps … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: You, Me & The Christmas Trees Recap/Review
Do you hate morning shows? Do you hate Hallmark? Then you should steer clear of this film. Otherwise, come right on in. This time we’re watching Good Morning Christmas! Synopsis: Two squabbling TV hosts are sent to a festive small … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Good Morning Christmas! Recap/Review
It is my duty to continue to bring cheesy Christmas films to you throughout the year. Even if you’re not interested, you should at least be in awe of my misplaced dedication and moxie. I’ll be publishing a recap of … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Nashville Christmas Carol Recap/Review
After many a mishap and delayed viewings, I’m back to watching Countdown to Christmas 2020. I will continue publishing a Countdown to Christmas every other week or so, so get jolly. My commitment is unyielding! The next on the list? … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas She Wrote Recap/Review
With Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater being a nice but plain showing, I had low expectations for A Timeless Christmas…UNTIL I read the synopsis. Synopsis: Charles Whitley travels from 1903 to 2020 where he meets Megan Turner … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Timeless Christmas Recap/Review
My reviews are late, but if you’re watching this in the future, this means nothing to you. So, this is one of the films that I’ve been looking forward to due to the dumb title. My hopes are slightly up, … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater Recap/Review
I thought this film was called 12 Dates of Christmas which filled me with some mild excitement. I imagined it was going to be about a woman who goes on 12 dates with each being worst than the last. In … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: On the 12th Date of Christmas Recap/Review
If you know anything about my film “reviews,” you know that I loathe royal films. Doofy female lead meets English guy in suit who happens to be a prince of a country ending in -tania or -erg. Needless to say, … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: One Royal Holiday Recap/Review
In the last episode, two people in their late 20s/early 30s fell in love after overcoming seemingly unsurmountable obstacles. Will today’s couple experience a similar outcome or meet a different fate? Yes, it’s a new Hallmark and, yes, we can … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Chateau Christmas Recap/Review
A hearty welcome to you, dear reader! For today is the day that I announce the beginning of my recaps of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2020. Here’s this year’s lineup. Which are YOU most excited about? And the film to … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Jingle Bell Bride Recap/Review
Hello, world. We’re close to this year’s Countdown to Christmas. In preparation, I’m going to watch a film that I meant to watch in July but didn’t. Consider it an early Christmas present. The film is called Christmas at Cartwright’s … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at Cartwright’s Recap/Review
Welcome back, friends. I bring you another Hallmark classic titled Crown for Christmas. If you’ve read these recaps before, you know one of my most hated tropes is the American heroine who marries royalty from a nondescript country that just … Continue reading Hallmark’s Christmas in July: Crown for Christmas Recap/Review
Hey, everybody! Christmas in July is here! Unfortunately, due to many ongoing issues, there’s no new movie premiere. However, that just means that I’ll get to cover a selection of them sweet sweet Hallmark classics. Today, we’re looking at Snow … Continue reading Hallmark’s Christmas in July: Snow Bride Recap/Review
Cleo Morelli, an aspiring Portland chef, tries to win a food truck competition while the competition tries to win her heart. Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: You’re Bacon Me Crazy Recap/Review
We’ve done it, my friends. We’ve reached the last movie of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2019. The final film is When Calls the Heart: Home for Christmas, the holiday special of a Canadian TV series. Also, is that baby in … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: When Calls the Heart: Home for Christmas Recap/Review
The penultimate Countdown to Christmas film coming to you a week or so after Christmas! I’m not sure why this particular film is the second-to-last when there have actually been some semi-enjoyable films in this year’s roster. But anyway, here … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: It’s Beginning to Look at Lot Like Christmas Recap/Review
Happy New Year, folks! To ring in the new year, I’ll still be in Christmas. Those of you that are hungover, why not have a read? Actually, for this film, we’ll be Hanukkah-ing AND Christmas-ing. Don’t confuse Double Holiday for … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Double Holiday Recap/Review
We’re in the home stretch. I don’t know anything about this film. The header and title offer up nothing. I’ve not even seen a preview of the thing, so my first intro to it will be in this here synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Cheerful Christmas Recap/Review
