Continuing with my non-Hallmark detour, today’s film was flagged to me by a family member. Amazon sent her a notification that this film was out. She does not watch these sorts of movies, so I don’t know what Amazon was … Continue reading Not Hallmark: Santa Girl Recap/Review
I am stepping out of Hallmark Holiday Mode and back into Netflix WTF mode. As requested by an Avocado member (think sea cat), I am reviewing something called Falling Inn Love. That’s no typo in the title, my friend. That … Continue reading Netflix Garage: Falling Inn Love Recap/Review
Hallmark’s Christmas in July bonanza is over, so the channel is back to its regular programming: Home & Family, the Golden Girls, and Hallmark films that try to tie into some sort of season. I’ve covered a few of the … Continue reading Hallmark: In the Key of Love Recap/Review
By (Avocado) popular demand, I’m covering The Nine Lives of Christmas. It’s a mystery as to why people chose this film… Is there a cat? By gum, there is! Is the cat named Christmas? It better be, otherwise this is … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: The Nine Lives of Christmas Recap/Review
Wherein I continue the “Christmas in July” series… I mainly chose the films for their silly (read: stupid) titles, but Switched For Christmas, you might say, isn’t as stupid sounding as say Hats off to Christmas! I chose this one specifically … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Switched for Christmas Recap/Review
Hey, everyone. Did you know that it’s six months til Christmas and we should all be shopping? HOW ARE YOU NOT SHOPPING?! Thanks to capitalism, Hallmark saw an opportunity and created its “Christmas in July” series where it shows only … Continue reading Hallmark’s Christmas in July: Hats off to Christmas! Recap/Review
To help prep me for Christmas in July, Hallmark’s attempt at capturing lightning in a bottle, I’m going to look at the last of their June Weddings series: Sister of the Bride. I suspect this has something to do with … Continue reading Hallmark: Sister of the Bride Recap/Review
Hello, everyone. First, I must apologize for not updating for what feels like years. Unfortunately, life has gotten a bit too hectic for me to write stuff (and it’ll likely continue!). Either way, I’m going to plow forward and get … Continue reading Netflix Garage: 1 Chance 2 Dance Recap/Review
On today’s episode, we look at In-Lawfully Yours, a film that was recommended by Netflix after I watched Christian Mingle. Things went so well for that particular movie, that I thought I would not be led astray. What is In-Lawfully … Continue reading Netflix Garage: In-Lawfully Yours Recap/Review
A Christmas film? In March?! Yes, I was asked to take a look at this film one day and had it on my list for ages. The time has come to watch Angels in the Snow. What is it about? … Continue reading Netflix Garage: Angels in the Snow
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I accepted the request to do Fatal Deviation, Ireland’s only martial arts film. It’s been covered loads of times, but I feel that the Avocado should have its own recap. (It’s not on Netflix, … Continue reading Netflix Garage Special: Fatal Deviation Recap/Review
After last week’s weird gem Longshot (highly recommend you don’t watch), I’ve come back to the safe embrace of Netflix to watch something called Christian Mingle. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Christian Mingle, it’s a website for … Continue reading Netflix Garage: Christian Mingle Recap/Review
Welcome to the latest of Netflix Garage! I’m breaking the rules with this review because you can’t actually find this flick on Netflix. While listening to Rick Dees’s 2000s playlist (basically every week they play exactly what they played in … Continue reading Netflix Garage: Longshot (2001) Recap/Review
Happy after-Valentine’s Day, everyone! In an unfortunate turn for Hallmark, Valentine’s Day landed on a Thursday which made the last film in their #CountdowntoValentinesDay air on the Saturday after said holiday. A bit strange considering it was filmed out of … Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: Love, Romance & Chocolate Recap/Review
It’s Valentine’s Week. Have you bought the perfect gift for your sweetheart yet? If you haven’t, have I got the gift for you! It’s called The Story of Us Card Keeper Box! You too can keep love letters, greeting cards … Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: The Story of Us Recap/Review
Hi, friends. It’s that time of year where we apparently start falling in love: the Valentine season. Hallmark decided to capitalize on it with a small burst of films dubbed the Countdown to Valentine’s Day. Trying to capture lightning in … Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: Valentine in the Vineyard Recap/Review
Netflix Garage is me digging through Netflix’s film offerings and finding the ones whose titles or descriptions perplex me most. At the end of a boring day, I decided to peruse through Netflix for something to watch. It’s like the … Continue reading Netflix Garage: I’m in Love with a Church Girl Recap/Review
Happy New Year and happy end to the Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to Christmas! A Midnight Kiss is your reward for sticking with me through this endeavor which technically began in October. This film isn’t really Christmassy, but it’s fitting for … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: A Midnight Kiss Recap/Review
This is the penultimate recap/review for Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas. When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing aired on Christmas Day which is either the most coveted spot of Hallmark’s films or no one watches stuff on Christmas, so … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing Recap/Review
Yes, it is very much post-Christmas, but I promised the whole Countdown to Christmas so you’re getting them. Hallmark is still showing them films on its station so I’m sort of in the clear. I’ll just tell myself that. Let’s run … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Reunited at Christmas Recap/Review
Christmas Made to Order stars a guy who I’ve seen host a lot of Food Channel baking competitions. He always has a weird foolish energy which I think the network hires him for. This film has nothing to do with … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas Made to Order Recap/Review
