Christmas Made to Order stars a guy who I’ve seen host a lot of Food Channel baking competitions. He always has a weird foolish energy which I think the network hires him for. This film has nothing to do with … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas Made to Order Recap/Review

Merry Christmas! Here’s your present from me: TWO recaps/reviews in ONE DAY! My struggle is your reward. I don’t like the title to this film, but I guess that comes as no surprise seeing as I’ve not expressed much positivity … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Jingle Around the Clock Recap/Review

If you’ve not had enough gingerbread in the runup to Christmas, then have I got a film for you: A Gingerbread Romance. With Christmas just weeks away, the architecture firm Taylor works for enters her in a contest in which … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: A Gingerbread Romance Recap/Review

In today’s episode, Jodie Sweetin entertains Christmas. I don’t really see her as a Hallmark heroine. Maybe because I’ve heard her cuss and I couldn’t imagine any of the other actresses doing so without it being SCANDALOSO. So, yes, Entertaining … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Entertaining Christmas Recap/Review

It’s time for Christmas. Do you know it’s Christmas? In the event, you weren’t sure. Hallmark decided to make a film called Welcome to Christmas. Resort developer Madison Lane (Finnigan) is tasked with finding a location for a new ski … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Welcome to Christmas Recap/Review

It’s Lori Loughlin (known to many as Aunt Becky in Full House)! Is there a trifecta or some sort of cabal of Hallmark female leads? Whatever it is, Lori is in it. Honestly, I think Candace Cameron Bure called up … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Homegrown Christmas Recap/Review

8:45pm – I’m cold and tired. It’s like this never ends. So many smiling faces, so hollow. I’m stuck in an endless loop. Maybe if I just close my eyes, it’ll all end… A Majestic Christmas is about… Christmas in … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: A Majestic Christmas Recap/Review

I’m delighted to bring you Mingle All the Way. Why? Let me let the synopsis tell you. “Mingle All the Way” is a new networking app designed to pair busy professionals together for upcoming events, without long-term romance. Molly, founder … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Mingle All the Way Recap/Review

According to Wikipedia, Jane Austen was an English novelist known primarily for her six major novels, which interpret, critique and comment upon the British landed gentry at the end of the 18th century. Austen’s plots often explore the dependence of … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe Recap/Review

Thanks to the Thanksgiving Hallmark Movie Bomb, I’m slowly making my way through the films. It’s a bit out of order from the release dates, but that’s because I’m selecting the ones with the dumbest titles. Allow me to present … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas at the Palace Recap/Review

I just want everyone to know that Hallmark has ruined me. They dropped SEVEN films during Thanksgiving week so I have to play catch up. I was not thankful for that. I will do my best to ensure that I … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: A Shoe Addict’s Christmas Recap/Review

Welcome to film seven of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2018: Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa. I think this is part of a series about the quaint Vermont town of Evergreen. I only know this because when researching Hallmark movies, … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa Recap/Review

Christmas at Graceland is the sixth film in Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas. While many of the films take place in “small towns,” many don’t really take place in the South which is kind of an odd oversight. So if you’re … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas at Graceland

Welcome once again to the latest recap/review of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas extravaganza. Today’s film: Christmas in Love. Ellie Hartman is an aspiring crafter working in her small town’s bakery making famous Christmas Kringles. When the new, big-city CEO Nick … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas in Love Recap/Review

I forgot to mention this in a previous post, but according to some stats, Christmas at Pemberley Manor was “Marked Highest-Rated and Most-Watched Cable Program on Saturday.” People truly tune into this stuff. Also, Hallmark calls its viewers “Hallmarkies” on … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: It’s Christmas, Eve Recap/Review

It’s film 3 of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas and I worry for myself. Today’s film is Road to Christmas. Here’s the crash course: Los Angeles television producer Maggie Baker unwittingly falls for Danny Wise, the son and former producer of … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Road to Christmas Recap/Review

Welcome to the second review of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas film series! It’s called Christmas Joy. Here’s the synopsis: Joy Holbrook is an intuitive market researcher in DC who has captured the attention of the account’s CEO and is about … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas Joy Recap/Review

Intro to Hallmark and Countdown to Christmas So the Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to Christmas has begun and at the time of this writing, Halloween hasn’t happened yet. This Christmas celebration stuff is getting out of hand. If you’re not familiar … Continue reading Hallmark Christmas: Christmas at Pemberley Manor