Christmas is over as of this writing BUT not for me. No, dear reader, my hell continues until my reviews of Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas films are complete. So we continue with Christmas in Rome. I watched this about three … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas in Rome
Hello, everyone. I’ve been travelling for what feels like years. So I’ve been unable to watch or review anything which is terrible timing for the lead up to Christmas. However, I’ll have a few ready in the coming days (and … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: All Hallmark Movies
Welcome to Christmas Town! I think all small towns in Hallmark could qualify for “Christmas Town,” but it appears they have selected a very special place to take the moniker. And who better to star than their top Hallmark Heroine … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas Town Recap/Review
For today’s feature film, we return to Evergreen, the town at the center of the Christmas in Evergreen series. Last time we visited, two people fell in love. Who knows what’s in store this time?! Synopsis: As the town searches … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas in Evergreen: Tidings of Joy Recap/Review
I’ve heard It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year so much in these films, I feel like I work in retail. This particular film takes place in the magical metropolis of New York City. It appears Hallmark decided to … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at the Plaza Recap/Review
Welcome to The Christmas Club! It’s a gathering of people who punch each other in alleyways while wearing Santa hats and baubles in their beards. At least, this is what I hope. Hallmark is sure to disappoint me though. Synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: The Christmas Club Recap/Review
There are too many Hallmark movies to review right now. I might faint. Today, we watch Check Inn to Christmas which I hope features a quaint bed and breakfast or else I riot. Synopsis: When New York City lawyer Julia … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Check Inn to Christmas Recap/Review
Happy Thanksgiving, you filthy Americans. No one will be on the internet, so why not upload a Hallmark film recap? Today’s movie is called A Christmas Duet, featuring people who can supposedly sing. It also features some other things. Synopsis: … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: A Christmas Duet Recap/Review
Well, it’s Thanksgiving time in America and you know what that means: my impending doom. This is the week that Hallmark decides to drop a film EVERYDAY. So, I’ll have to drip feed the recaps/reviews over the next few weeks … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Cherished Memories: A Gift to Remember 2 Recap/Review
Before we begin, I want to call out Adrian Grenier. What the hell is going on with his hair? Who said to give him the Lego Man Special? It’s a disaster and Hallmark needs to explain itself. Anyway, nothing says … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas at Graceland: Home for the Holidays Recap/Review
I’m in a jolly mood today because I heard a bit of a Christmas song which made me feel nice. Whether or not this will carry through the recap, I cannot tell you. What I CAN tell you is that … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Write Before Christmas Recap/Review
If you, like me, are creeped out by Hallmark headers, then this one is a doozy. Is the fella doing one of those Dwayne Johnson circa the Rock era circa the Attitude Era of the WWF eyebrow things? Also, is … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas Under the Stars Recap/Review
It’s time for The Mistletoe Secret. Let’s just do away with the formalities and dive right on in. Synopsis: When a famous travel guru and his ghostwriter show up to do a feature on her beloved hometown, Aria finds her … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: The Mistletoe Secret Recap/Review
The title film has some fun word gymnastics. I’m pretty sure Picture Perfect Christmas already exists, and since this film has to do with a photographer, some photo-related word play is required. So Hallmark asks you to picture a perfect … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Picture a Perfect Christmas Recap/Review
We’re on film three, people. Only…21 more to go? Yeah, in it for the long haul. So today we’re looking at Christmas Scavenger Hunt which had its world premiere on Sunday, November 3rd in the year of our Lord 2019. … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas Scavenger Hunt Recap/Review
Every week up until the new year, Hallmark will be showing two films a week. I’m not sure how I managed to do this last year, especially when they do what I call the Thanksgiving Bomb (a film a day … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Merry & Bright Recap/Review
Welcome to Hallmark’s Countdown to Christmas 2019. This year, the channel plans to release 24 all new original movies that bring bland love, badly decorated living rooms, and mysterious characters who are actually Santa together for our viewing pleasure. Join … Continue reading Hallmark Countdown to Christmas: Christmas Wishes and Mistletoe Kisses Recap/Review
After watching A Christmas Prince, a few people told me there was another “beloved” Netflix Christmas romcom that I should watch: The Princess Switch (not to be confused with Hallmark’s Switched for Christmas although the confusion would be completely understandable). … Continue reading Not Hallmark: The Princess Switch Recap/Review
Right so there’s been a lot of hubbub when it comes to Christmas films. Christmas season is nigh upon us and all of the channels from Hallmark to Lifetime are bringing out their best (your mileage may vary on what … Continue reading Not Hallmark: A Christmas Prince Recap/Review
It’s October! A wonderful time for pumpkins, leaves, candy corn, and other brownish things. In honour of this particular time period, I’ll be looking at a film called Forever in my Heart. It has nothing to do with autumn. I … Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: Forever in My Heart Recap/Review
I forgot that I had this on my queue so today’s the day when I finally watch Love Unleashed. To be honest, the only reason I’m giving this a review is because it features puppies. This is important. Synopsis: While … Continue reading Hallmark Bonus: Love Unleashed recap/review
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