“OK, Brain Guy: send Mike down.” “Not goose down, you dope! Bring. Mike. Down!” “Oh, oh — Mike, everyone says you’re ugly and dumb and no one likes you.” “Oh come on they do not—really? Aw man that…that really brought … Continue reading The Night Thread Brings Mike Down

“What’s that, Cambot? Look at ourselves on the monitor, boy? Ok…why, we all look vaguely Italian.” “Yeah, vaguely Italian, Mike, but it’s not good enough. I’m trying this special image and sound filter on the projector to make you guys … Continue reading The Night Thread Looks Vaguely Italian

Mike we were playing “Dog and Bear,” y’know, and Servo was chasing me? And I ran panicked over logs and through streams, maddened with primal terror, y’know? And I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, y’know? … Continue reading The Night Thread Takes Its Bear Simulation to the Extreme