I was there. Yeah, it was called “The 80s”. Ford was president, Nixon was in the white house, and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin’ in a hole-in-the-wall town in what is now called Utah. … Continue reading The Day Thread Was There
I don’t know anything about open threads, I’m afraid, but I do love little kittens. Continue reading Day Thread: Know Your Limits!
For 24 hours, you can literally eat anything: Good luck on your New Year’s resolutions, everyone! Continue reading The Night Thread Goes on the Butterfield Diet Plan
Crow T. Robot is my favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 character, specifically the version as puppeteered by Bill Corbett during seasons 8-10. This iteration of Crow suffered from a perennial identity crisis, dressing in increasingly elaborate costumes and announcing to … Continue reading The Day Thread is a Bear Now
“Bad news, losers, we won’t be in today because Bobo ate a bad can of Canadian bacon and he came down with hockey hair and now we’ve all got it. “I’m sure you guys will be fine. I mean, we … Continue reading The Night Thread Has a Case of Hockey Hair
Will Awkwardman and The Floosh resolve their differences? Can Wander Yeoman find her way? Is Cybird the hero we need? Will Spooperman and Buttmin save Mortha? How does Joe Kir fit into all this? Zack Snyder’s Justice League premieres Thursday, … Continue reading Zack Snyder’s Justice League Discussion Thread
“OK, Brain Guy: send Mike down.” “Not goose down, you dope! Bring. Mike. Down!” “Oh, oh — Mike, everyone says you’re ugly and dumb and no one likes you.” “Oh come on they do not—really? Aw man that…that really brought … Continue reading The Night Thread Brings Mike Down
“What’s that, Cambot? Look at ourselves on the monitor, boy? Ok…why, we all look vaguely Italian.” “Yeah, vaguely Italian, Mike, but it’s not good enough. I’m trying this special image and sound filter on the projector to make you guys … Continue reading The Night Thread Looks Vaguely Italian
Mike we were playing “Dog and Bear,” y’know, and Servo was chasing me? And I ran panicked over logs and through streams, maddened with primal terror, y’know? And I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, y’know? … Continue reading The Night Thread Takes Its Bear Simulation to the Extreme
Howdy, Avocados! My name’s Kristen, but you probably know me as Chicken of Tomorrow! I’ve been writing film reviews and essays on The Avocado for over a year now, and I’m really proud of the work I’ve published here. So … Continue reading The Day Thread Reveals Its Secret Identity
Who was serving up the hottest lewks? Who was sporting the biggest disasters? Why did so few of the men even try this year? I’m gonna post a comment for each outfit I found noteworthy and y’all can discuss them … Continue reading Oscars Fashion Thread
Rocketships! Puppets! Mermaids! Acid cookies! The cinematic landscape of 2019 was varied indeed — if you knew where to look. While our new corporate overlords at Disney cast a hulking shadow over the theatrical market, 2019 was also a red-letter … Continue reading The 10 Best Films of 2019 Day Thread
Here’s your place to discuss spoilers from Martin Scorsese’s new gangster film The Irishman, available on Netflix on November 27th. I wrote a spoiler-free review of the film here: Review: The Irishman Continue reading Spoil Sports: The Irishman
A separate space to discuss the news surrounding Asia Argento. Asia Argento, a #MeToo Leader, Made a Deal With Her Own Accuser, The New York Times Continue reading Asia Argento Discussion Thread
I will accept your gratitude in the form of new york style pizza, cascade-hopped IPAs, and silver foxes. Cis-men please stay in lurk mode, plzthxbye. Continue reading Women+’s Weekly Thread – LAST MINUTE EMERGENCY THREAD
Your place to discuss American Crime Story Season 2: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. Continue reading American Crime Story S02E02
