brian butterfield sitting in front of a table full of food eating greedily

The Night Thread Goes on the Butterfield Diet Plan

For 24 hours, you can literally eat anything:

  • Pizza
  • Birthday Pie
  • Pints o’ Cream
  • Pork Cylinders
  • Potato Grids
  • Artificial Bacon (Facon™)
  • Large Macs
  • Sandwich Casserole
  • Chocolate Quail’s Eggs
  • Garlic Pudding
  • Fluffy Ruffs
  • Hoisin Crispy Owl
  • Pasta Pillows
  • Bonbonbonbons
  • McFortune Cookies
  • Discount Foie Gras
  • Egg ‘n’ Ham Slabs
  • During-Dinner Mints
  • Mystery Meat
  • Quiches Lorraine
  • 20-Cheese Omelette

Good luck on your New Year’s resolutions, everyone!