Steven Universe Rewind: Joy Ride
The Cool Kids help Steven put some fun back into his life. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Joy Ride
Author: Demyx
Steven Universe Rewind: Full Disclosure
Steven tries to avoid Connie so he doesn’t have to tell her about his most harrowing adventure. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Full Disclosure
Steven Universe Rewind: Jail Break
Steven teams up with a new ally. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Jail Break
Steven Universe Rewind: The Return
A new threat arrives in Beach City. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: The Return
Steven Universe Rewind: Political Power
The Gems cause a power outage in Beach City, and Steven helps Mayor Dewey do damage control. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Political Power
Rate a Food
Post a food and I will rate it one out of ten. Do not post a food if you are going to be offended by what I rate it. If I haven’t eaten it, I’ll just look it up online … Continue reading Rate a Food
Steven Universe Rewind: The Message
Steven and the Gems try to retrieve a message from the Wailing Stone. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: The Message
Steven Universe Rewind – Story for Steven
Greg tells Steven the full story of how he met Rose Quartz. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind – Story for Steven
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Finals
It’s time. Time to stuff me in a suit and walk me down the aisle. Will I be marrying everyone’s favorite sports mascot and smasher of capitalism, Gritty? Or will it be… uh… some kind of abstract Simpsons meme I … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Finals
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Semifinals
I finally remembered to do this thing. The eligible who received the most votes last round was Gritty. He was up against the inanimate carbon rod, who was actually the frontrunner in terms of votes last round, but this time … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Semifinals
Steven Universe Rewind – Shirt Club
Steven and Buck Dewey make t-shirts together. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind – Shirt Club
Steven Universe Rewind: Open Book
Steven and Connie want a new ending to a beloved book series. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Open Book
The Day Thread Is Watching the Rain
I forgot. Whoops. Continue reading The Day Thread Is Watching the Rain
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Quarterfinals
Here we go. The eligible who received most votes last round was the Inanimate Carbon Rod, up against Jane Lane, who received the least votes. A pity, as younger me had a bit of a crush on her. This was … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Quarterfinals
Steven Universe Rewind: Rose’s Scabbard
Steven joins Pearl on a special mission to a place that belonged to Rose Quartz. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Rose’s Scabbard
The Day Thread Does All the Work While Crying
Hello, friends! If you’re anything like me, you might have thought that the current situation was a great time to get all sorts of stuff done at home! How’s that working out for you? Because for me, the answer is … Continue reading The Day Thread Does All the Work While Crying
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of Sixteen
This is still happening. The eligible with the most votes was lovable Kermit the Frog, who also had the biggest vote spread in his contest against a yurt. The eligible with the least votes was former Secretary General of the … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of Sixteen
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 32
We’re down to 32 eligible… somethings… in this tournament to win my hand in marriage. Stats from last round: The most upvoted entry was that one completely normal and dashing looking guy we should absolutely trust. I’m really pleased that … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 32
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 64
In the nomination round, we collectively descended into mild insanity by nominating people, characters, objects, and abstract concepts that I could potentially marry. I took the top 64 most eligible candidates based on upvotes, and here we are. All you … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 64
Steven Universe Rewind: Maximum Capacity / Marble Madness
A garage sale reunites Greg and Amethyst with their favorite cheesy sitcom. | Steven and the Gems encounter another droid from space. Continue reading Steven Universe Rewind: Maximum Capacity / Marble Madness
Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage
I’ve been trapped in this apartment for weeks. Time has no meaning. My previous life is but a fleeting dream. Fuck it. Time to get married. In the below comment thread, nominate who I should marry. You can nominate a … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage