Good morning everyone and happy Friday! The FPT’s platform is very progressive and also pro-meme. You go vote me! Yes? Give vote now! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Joins the Democratic Primary

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Our president and goofball kids are either a) in cahoots with a foreign government, or b) too stupid to collude with a foreign government. Both of those things are pretty damning. I haven’t read … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Isn’t a Trick, It’s a Collusion

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! No matter how bad my life gets, I just remind myself that I could be Julian Assange. There might be some universe with an inverted version of this guy, existing in a solitary cave … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Lives In Its Own Filth

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! How are we all doing in this, the twilight of American Democracy? As the oceans boil, the legislature is compromised by special interests, and our presidential figurehead is a complete embarrassment? Fun! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is [REDACTED]

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! And by “Happy Friday” I mean this is a sad Friday. On one hand, it sounds like the Special Olympics might have been given their budget back. But on the other hand, someone tries … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has Its Funding Cut

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I’m both tired this morning, and tired in general. Low energy. Sad! Here’s to hoping that nothing terrible happens today, and Trump just shuts up and golfs or something. Always remember: Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is Very Tired

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I really don’t have much to say. Reality speaks for itself. I have nothing left to complain about or rail against. It’s all just so…so dumb. One of these days I’ll actually put some … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Celebrates the End of a Very Dumb Week

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I have been super busy at work the last couple of days, and have mostly exchanged listening to NPR and their quiet, reflective both siderism with WFMU on my commutes, so I’m sort of … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Never Remembers

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! As we wait for the Mueller report, which is due out between 1 and 562 weeks from now, we might as well wonder why our Avocado Report report hasn’t already lead to Trump’s impeachment. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Releases Its Report

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! President Baby isn’t getting the money he wants for his wall, so he’s going to make a boom boom in his pants and declare a national emergency about it. An emergency to stop….[checks notes] … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Declares an Emergency

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! It feels like we’ve been able to actually focus on some non-Trump stories over the last few days. Which is nice. Not that he isn’t omnipresent in the news, but at least we’re getting … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Testifies

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! Woke up this morning to news that Cory Booker has thrown his hat into the race for president. He’s my Senator and I’m happy with the job he’s done, for the most part. To … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Joins the Presidential Race

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! I’m running out of snappy header names. I can’t think of anything clever to describe the crippling stupidity of what is going on with our government right now with Trumpy in charge. I’m also … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Something Something

Good morning folks, and….wow. Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump somehow failed to get out of this jam because he lacked the oversight to call Buzzfeed fake news, or “Failing Buzzfeed”? He hasn’t prepared his base for this by lying … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Totally Colluded

Good morning, and Happy Friday! It is my absolute right to do a state of emergency. It says right here in the Avocado charter, which gives special powers to the Friday PT thread host. This is the only way we … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Declares A State of Emergency

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! We have a new Congress, and it’s the most diverse one yet! Hopefully we’ll see Trump get run out of town by our fine new majority, especially if they make him release his tax … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Sworn In

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Looks like we avoided the Rapture last night, when a flashing blue glow in the night sky over Queens turned out to be a lame old exploding transformer. Looks like we won’t get out … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Lights Up The Night

Good morning Avocados, and Happy Friday! Honestly, I don’t know what to say anymore. Impeach this deranged motherfucker. That is all. What a God damn joke this country and it’s government are. God. Damnit. Bunch of clowns! Uh, do not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Resigns

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! I would bring up the idea of it being Firing Friday, but seriously, who is there left to fire in this administration? Jared? His yet to be named new Chief of Staff? I’m not … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread WITCH HUNT!

Good morning everyone, and Haopy Friday! Please proceed to the comment section, through the Trump news, the Disqus borking, and the Twitter shares. There you will find news of collusion, of Russian espionage, and best of all, the sauciest Sex … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Pleads Guilty

Happy Friday everyone! I haven’t kept up with the news over the last few days, but I can only assume the Trump family gathered around a live turkey and ate it with their bare hands while disrespecting America, in true … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has A Turkey Hangover