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The Friday Politics Thread Declares A State of Emergency

Good morning, and Happy Friday!

It is my absolute right to do a state of emergency. It says right here in the Avocado charter, which gives special powers to the Friday PT thread host.

This is the only way we can stop the dangerous flow of Kinja migrants. The Kinjas aren’t sending their best, folks. Make Avocado Great Again!

More word salad…argle bargle… MS-13…

Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel!