Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I was thinking about the news media in the United States this morning. It’s really pretty terrible, if you think about it. It seems to be mostly Twitter based, headline grabbing hot takes that … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Melts Down

Good morning, and happy Friday! I haven’t checked the news yet. Do we still have a functioning government? Hah, just kidding! The government hasn’t functioned in 2 years. Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has A Constitutional Crisis

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! As excited as I am to vote next week, I’m also feeling a bit of dread. It’s clear that as long as Trump is in power, elections will be a way for him to … Continue reading The Friday Politics Threat Amends The Avoconstitution

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I’m trying to imagine what the GOP reaction would be to a bunch of Republicans getting mailed pipe bombs. They would probably start trying to jail Democrats and cancel elections. The world has gone … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has a Suspicious Package

Good Morning everyone, and happy Friday! I guess I have those words. And those words, and those words, and…. This is all I’ve got, sorry folks. Gotta get to work! Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has No Words

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! As usual with Fridays, I’m expecting someone to get fired. We know it won’t be John Kelly, because Trump doesn’t know how to fire him, apparently. I wish I had that kind of job … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Can’t Wait ‘Til November

Good morning everyone! Writing this post the night before what feels like a very important day in American history is…strange. Normally, I try to write my threads on Friday mornings, so I can try and shoehorn in some of the … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread: Judge-ment Day

Good morning everyone! I would wish you all a Happy Friday, but it doesn’t seem right this week, with a rapist being forced by the GOP onto the Supreme Court against the consent of most of the country. There is … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Braces For Another Day in Hell

Good morning everyone, and Happy (Firing) Friday! I’m going camping this weekend, so starting this evening, I’m going to be off the grid, and can briefly forget about how horrible a GOP controlled government with Donald Trump as president is. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Returns to Nature

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! What wackiness awaits us on today’s edition of Firing Friday? Also, how does anyone actually like Andrew Cuomo enough to vote for him? The guy has the charisma of a worn catcher’s mitt. Be … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Resists

Good morning everyone, and Happy (Firing) Friday! Our government is seeming more and more broken every day. Ben Sasse, of all people, brought up a fairly decent point about how our legislative branch has been slowly handing over power to … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Awaits Judge-ment

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! This has been a brutal 2 weeks of work for your FPT host, and this 3 day weekend is just what the doctor ordered. That, and boatloads of drugs and political discussions. If I … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has No Dignity

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! The news writes itself nowadays, so I don’t have much to say. Bake em away, toys! Be nice to each other, and don’t threaten Great Leader McSquirrel Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread is NO CLOLLUSION WITCH HUNT!

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Short one today, as I forgot to schedule this last night and I have to get to work. Half assed! Something something everything sucks, Trump is stupid, sex clams, etc. Be kind to each … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Running Out of Things to Say

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Space….the final frontier. Is this serious? How do we stop this? Is there stopping it? Look, if there is going to be a space force (there isn’t), then I’d like to volunteer. Why not? … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Builds A SPACE FORCE

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What fresh hell awaits us today on this current edition of Firing Friday? Will Barron be removed from his post as CyberMaster General? Is it going to be Jared replaced by an animatronic Andrew … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Isn’t a Trick, It’s a Collusion

Good morning, and Happy Friday! Not much to report today, besides the usual shit tornado spewing out of the White House. It’s Firing Friday, though, so maybe we’ll see some bozo get canned. Who knows?! Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel! … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Never Surrenders

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! We haven’t had a Firing Friday in a while. Are we due for one? Is there anyone left for Trump to fire? Jared? And what the hell is going on with Putin and Trump? … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Nyet Puppet!

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! This week, Donald has been embarrsing himself and all of us in from of the whole world. Which, I guess, has become a bit of a trend. I guess that mythical presidential pivot is … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Embarasses Itself

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Can I be happy that that barrel of sentient corruption Scott Pruitt is out of here, and still Sad! that some other incompetent boob will shuffle in to fill his place? Eh, I’m going … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Cares About The Environment

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I don’t have much to say here today. Just try and be kind and supportive to each other. Let’s do our best to be positive and continue the good fight. Do not threaten Mayor … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread: A New Hope