Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!
This week, Donald has been embarrsing himself and all of us in from of the whole world. Which, I guess, has become a bit of a trend.
I guess that mythical presidential pivot is never happening?
In other news, I had a dream that I caught Stephen Miller going through my utility bills while relaying information to someone on the phone.
While in retrospect he could’ve been paying my bills for me, Dream Chip was having none of that shit and it quickly turned into a brawl until the garbage truck outside woke me up.
Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please be kind to one another!