Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What a rollercoaster of a week it’s been, huh? We’ve seen cell numbers get stolen, we’ve seen villain Trump imprisoning kids, then hero Trump rescuing them from Evil Trump’s cold, tiny fingers. We’ve seen … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Really Doesn’t Care, Do U?

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Remember when the news wasn’t round the clock coverage of a demented idiot President? I don’t! You see, Trump-Time is like dog years. Even though it’s only been less than a year and a … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Indicted

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I don’t have much to say here, other then we have sex clams, sky dongs, and….the rest. Be kind to each other, and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Full of Sex Clams

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Wow, our president sure is gullible and stupid. Anyway, let’s check headlines… Whew, the first Google News item is about the British Royal wedding. Seems calm and pointless so far. Next we have…oh god! … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Cancels Talks With North Kinja

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Considering how much dirt we as citizens already have on Trump, can you imagine how much Mueller has. I’m starting to think that investigating Trump is easier than winning a game of Clue. “It … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Its Upvotes From Russia

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! What the hell is Trump thinking? What the hell is Rudy Giuliani thinking?! Another day in the life of the most incompetent, ridiculous, offensive clown car sideshow presidency that this nation has ever witnessed. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has The Worst @%$#ing Attorneys

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What insanity awaits us today? A firing, maybe? Is there even anyone left for Trump to fire? By the way, if you haven’t listened to Trump’s call in to Fox & Friends, it’s a … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Calls In To Fox & Friends

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! The. Best. People. I think the outflow of Trump news has finally broken the sound barrier. There are probably two new scandals that happened while typing this post, and now I’m behind the curve. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Hires Deflated Lawyers

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! When will our national nightmare end? Not soon enough, evidently. Also, it’s Firing Friday, so place your bets! Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please flag any spam or harassment you witness Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Colludes With Everybody

Happy Friday everyone! Did I say winning? My bad, I meant losing. The United States will take a generation to fix all of the damage that the Trump administration has done. And then the ice caps will just melt anyway. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Tired of Winning

Happy Friday! Go for it. Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, please flag any harassment or spam you witness! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Probes Sex Clams

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! There’s not much more to say about Trump’s administration at this point, except that it’s probably going to destroy us all through sheer incompetence. We’re losing one “level headed” General away from Trump pushing … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has No Staff Turnovers

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Who else thinks that Trump is totally being played by Kim Jong Un?    And what does it say about our country that our top envoys to North Korea are Donald Trump and Dennis Rodman?  Is this real … Continue reading The Friday Political Thread Accepts A Meeting With North Kinja

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!   Once again, our Bozo-In-Chief manages to make a terrible decision against all common sense.  How does this guy manage to be so consistently terrible?  I don’t really expect anything less, of course, but … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Imposes A Tariff On Comments

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I guess, in a strange way, we’re sort of hosting a town hall meeting here every day. Except with our town halls, we occasionally have a racist robot wander in that has to be … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Hosts A Town Hall Meeting

I’m fed up with this world!   But seriously.  This country has to figure out it’s gun issues.  Like right now.   Please post.     Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please flag and instances of spam or harassment … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has No More Words

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!   Today we (possibly) get to see this stupid memo written by local idiot Devin Nunes, and laugh as it turns out to be a scribbled bunch of stuff on a napkin from Hooters. … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Issues A Memo

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! This post reaffirms that the Avocado is now open for business, with the best and greatest upvoting policies, a very strong Avocado Mod military police force, and extreme vetting of commenters, and a tremendous … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Puts The Avocado Flurst

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Here we are, ready to brace for a government shutdown thanks to the bunch of nincompoops running our country.   Apparently, this is going to be a constant boondoggle going forward in this society of … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Shut Down

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!   I had a totally different thread planned until our Tweeter-in-Chief decided to blow up the news cycle with his ham handed comments.  Which, of course he did. I’m pretty busy this morning, so … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is A Total Sh*thole

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday!   I’m going to keep this extra short today, since I’m learning a new job at my job, and I’m worried about spending too much time here.  Just talk about the Bannon / Trump … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Too Sloppy