Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What a rollercoaster of a week it’s been, huh? We’ve seen cell numbers get stolen, we’ve seen villain Trump imprisoning kids, then hero Trump rescuing them from Evil Trump’s cold, tiny fingers. We’ve seen the true depths of GOP tone deafness by way of terrible jacketwear optics. Look, I don’t know if this gets better. Maybe Trump annoints himself dictator. Maybe he self-McSquirrels on the crapper when his third Big Mac glorps its way through his heart valves. Maybe we won’t find out until Season 2 of Easy D’s of our Lives. I was … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Really Doesn’t Care, Do U?

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Remember when the news wasn’t round the clock coverage of a demented idiot President? I don’t! You see, Trump-Time is like dog years. Even though it’s only been less than a year and a half since The Orange Bozo took office, I seem to have aged aboit 7 years. I’ve also gained like 20 pounds, which I’m sure has nothing to do with all of the beer and pizza I’ve been eating to get through this presidency. Anyway, what firings await us today? Stay tuned! The McSquirrel rule is in effect! Don’t threaten or … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Indicted

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I don’t have much to say here, other then we have sex clams, sky dongs, and….the rest. Be kind to each other, and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Full of Sex Clams

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Wow, our president sure is gullible and stupid. Anyway, let’s check headlines… Whew, the first Google News item is about the British Royal wedding. Seems calm and pointless so far. Next we have…oh god! “Police stop man firing gun at Trump….National Doral.” Click bait. Will we survive another Firing Friday? Stay Tuned! Do not threaten Mayor McRib, and please flag any instances of harassment or spam that you witness. Be nice to one another! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Cancels Talks With North Kinja

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! Considering how much dirt we as citizens already have on Trump, can you imagine how much Mueller has. I’m starting to think that investigating Trump is easier than winning a game of Clue. “It was Don Jr., in Trump Tower Grill, with an Email!” Be nice to each other. Please flag any instances of harassment or spam that you witness. Don’t threaten Mayor McSsquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Gets Its Upvotes From Russia

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! What the hell is Trump thinking? What the hell is Rudy Giuliani thinking?! Another day in the life of the most incompetent, ridiculous, offensive clown car sideshow presidency that this nation has ever witnessed. To think that this all would’ve been avoided if Trump had just said “yeah I banged that porn star, and then I paid her money to not blab about it. Anyway, Crooked Hillary! MAGA!”. At this point, I’m well beyond being surprised by the shitty things Trump has done. Now I’m being surprised by how awful they are at just … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has The Worst @%$#ing Attorneys

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! What insanity awaits us today? A firing, maybe? Is there even anyone left for Trump to fire? By the way, if you haven’t listened to Trump’s call in to Fox & Friends, it’s a total disaster. The man not only shouldn’t be President, but should probably be institutionalized. Be kind to each other, and please flag any instances of spam or harassment you witness! Don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Calls In To Fox & Friends

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! The. Best. People. I think the outflow of Trump news has finally broken the sound barrier. There are probably two new scandals that happened while typing this post, and now I’m behind the curve. The Trump presidency is like some sort of perpetual motion machine. When will our national nightmare end? Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please flag By instances of spam and harassment you may witness! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Hires Deflated Lawyers

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! When will our national nightmare end? Not soon enough, evidently. Also, it’s Firing Friday, so place your bets! Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please flag any spam or harassment you witness Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Colludes With Everybody

Happy Friday everyone! Did I say winning? My bad, I meant losing. The United States will take a generation to fix all of the damage that the Trump administration has done. And then the ice caps will just melt anyway. Oops! Remember, do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and please flag any harassment or spam you witness. Be kind to one another! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Is Tired of Winning

Happy Friday! Go for it. Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, please flag any harassment or spam you witness! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Probes Sex Clams

Good morning everyone, and happy Friday! There’s not much more to say about Trump’s administration at this point, except that it’s probably going to destroy us all through sheer incompetence. We’re losing one “level headed” General away from Trump pushing all sorts of Bigly red buttons. Fun! Remember, please don’t insult each other and don’t threaten Mayor McSquirrel! Flag any instances of spam and harassment you witness! Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Has No Staff Turnovers

Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday! I guess, in a strange way, we’re sort of hosting a town hall meeting here every day. Except with our town halls, we occasionally have a racist robot wander in that has to be forcibly ejected from the meeting. But if town hall meetings are great for one thing, it’s making Republican politicians look really stupid and out of touch. See, when they are confronted by actual constituents, instead of, I dunno, NRA lobbyists, they have to explain their terrible voting records. It rarely goes well, which is why you don’t see them hosting … Continue reading The Friday Politics Thread Hosts A Town Hall Meeting