Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!

I guess, in a strange way, we’re sort of hosting a town hall meeting here every day. Except with our town halls, we occasionally have a racist robot wander in that has to be forcibly ejected from the meeting.

But if town hall meetings are great for one thing, it’s making Republican politicians look really stupid and out of touch. See, when they are confronted by actual constituents, instead of, I dunno, NRA lobbyists, they have to explain their terrible voting records. It rarely goes well, which is why you don’t see them hosting too many of these meetings. It’s tough to tell victims to their faces that your career is toast without that sweet, sweet corporate campaign donation cash.

Please do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel, and be sure to flag and instances of spam and harassment you may witness!