Good morning everyone, and Happy Friday!
Remember when the news wasn’t round the clock coverage of a demented idiot President? I don’t! You see, Trump-Time is like dog years. Even though it’s only been less than a year and a half since The Orange Bozo took office, I seem to have aged aboit 7 years. I’ve also gained like 20 pounds, which I’m sure has nothing to do with all of the beer and pizza I’ve been eating to get through this presidency.
Anyway, what firings await us today? Stay tuned!
The McSquirrel rule is in effect! Don’t threaten or harass anyone, and keep it civil!