Good morning everyone, and happy Friday!

President Baby isn’t getting the money he wants for his wall, so he’s going to make a boom boom in his pants and declare a national emergency about it.

An emergency to stop….[checks notes] …some of the lowest numbers of illegal border crossings in years. Of course, Trump is a walking (barely) sentient bag of dog shit whistles, so this is all about his dumb supporters anyway.

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