Good morning folks, and….wow.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Trump somehow failed to get out of this jam because he lacked the oversight to call Buzzfeed fake news, or “Failing Buzzfeed”? He hasn’t prepared his base for this by lying constantly about something up until this point!

I don’t even know what to say anymore, honestly. If the GOP, at this point, isn’t ready to scrap this whole ridiculous experiment, then we’re totally screwed as a country.

The only good news is that once Cheeto Mussolini’s approval rating falls low enough, perhaps even they’ll be able to convince themselves that getting rid of him and putting human white out marker Mike Pence in is a good idea. Who knows?

Do not threaten Mayor McSquirrel!