These cadavers keep coming! I’ll keep it short. The first body I found this morning really surprised me. It looked EXACTLY LIKE that fella we got rid of yesterday. What a strange coincidence – those angry town council folks must … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Day 5

Another day, another pair of corpses. Guess this is the new normal here in Schitt’s Creek. Like my aunt Debbie always used to yell at me from the front porch when I’d go off to elementary school: “There’s really nothing … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Day 4

Well, I just have to say, I am relieved. Only two dead bodies today, instead of six. Hopefully we’ll be getting back to normal soon enough. Like my mom’s ex-boyfriend Carl always used to say after downing a case of … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Day 3

Well, when I went to open up the café this morning, you wouldn’t believe what I found. SO MANY BODIES! A little unusual here in Schitt’s Creek, maybe, but you know what my mom’s ex-boyfriend Carl always said: “To make … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Day 2

Well, hello there. I’m Twyla Sands. I’m the waitress over at the Café Tropical, and no matter what Mrs. Rose says, we do not serve miso salmon. That’s me! I love my job here, seeing all of you. But I … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Day 1

“Ew, David.” Alexis stared at the dead body resting on the doorstep of their shared hotel room. “Well, I didn’t put him there!” David shrieked. “David, you know that I have to study for my marketing final. How can I … Continue reading WW 151: Schitt’s Creek – Signups