Another day, another pair of corpses. Guess this is the new normal here in Schitt’s Creek. Like my aunt Debbie always used to yell at me from the front porch when I’d go off to elementary school: “There’s really nothing you can do, you shouldn’t even try!”
As I walked past town hall this morning, I thought for a second that all was normal. But then I found him amongst the rose bushes, this horrible look on his face:
I’d hoped the Town Council would spare him, since he seemed sweet and the internet is convinced he’s in a gay relationship with another character in his movie that I’ve never seen. Unfortunately…
TULIO (Side) is DEAD. He was a WELCOMING TOWNIE (Vanilla Town).
I kept on my way towards the Café Tropical, hoping that maybe that was it for the night. But no – it’s clear the mayor is getting more and more unhinged. Maybe we should take away that pitchfork of his. That’s when I passed another corpse, with another horrible look on their face:
They looked a lot less fancy in the cruel light of day.
KRAFT DINNER (Lindsay) is DEAD. They (she) was a WELCOMING TOWNIE (Vanilla Town).
I scooped up a little to serve as a special for the day.
Fourten (14) Three (3) WELCOMING TOWNIES – they are happy the Rose’s are in town and are there to welcome them into the quirky community of Schitt’s Creek.
There is One (1) STEVIE BUDD (Town Doctor) – the proprietor of the Rosebud yMotel, Stevie can call 911 for one patron of the motel every night in an attempt to save them from death. Note: The doctor cannot heal the non-targeted half of a doomed lover pair.
Four (4) Three (3) ANGRY TOWN COUNCIL MEMBERS (Wolves) – things were better before the Rose family showed up! They are willing to do anything to run them out of town…even kill.
There is One (1) ROLAND SCHITT (Serial Killer) – the mayor of Schitt’s Creek is willing to take matters into his own hands.
Amongst the Welcoming Townies and Angry Town Council Members, there are also three sets of LOVERS:
DAVID ROSE & PATRICK BREWER MOIRA & JOHNNY ROSE ALEXIS ROSE & TED MULLENS
Lovers will share a QT. If one half of a lover pair dies so does the other half.
Five of these lovers are townies and one is a wolf!
- Ties result in all tied players dying.
- There will be no eavesdropping mechanics.
- You must make a minimum of three posts per day to avoid being mod-killed or replaced.
- Do not quote from your QTs or edit your comments without permission.
- Wolves when there are no actions possible that allow for a town or SK win. Town wins when all wolves and the SK is dead. SK wins when there is only one other town standing. A final day with an SK and a wolf will produce a special ending, as will a final day with just the Wolf/Town Lover pair remaining.
The game is designed for 20 players.
Warrior– VANILLA TOWN
Lindsay– VANILLA TOWN Mac– VANILLA TOWN Miss Rim– WOLF LOVER
Nate– TOWN LOVER Tiff– TOWN LOVER Dicentra– TOWN LOVER Emm– TOWN LOVER Narrowstrife– TOWN LOVER
- Lamb Dance
Jake– VANILLA TOWN
Side– VANILLA TOWN
Indy– VANILLA TOWN
You are a WELCOMING TOWNIE (VANILLA TOWN). You love the Rose family and want to help them acclimate to the town of Schitt’s Creek. The only power you have is your vote.
TWILIGHT WILL BE 7PM CENTRAL ON TUESDAY MAY 4TH!