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The turret patrolled the corridor – a corridor where an awful lot of people had been dying recently, strangely enough – when it spotted a personality core bobbing along on a track up ahead. The turret could just barely make … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 6
“Alright, listen up,” Wheatley told the Weighted Companion Cube in a cheerful voice. “We may have lost a friend, but it’s all fine. Everything’s fine. We’ve never been better, in fact. Just you, me, we can do this.” Wheatley stared … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 5
The Vortigaunt had finally found it – one small corner of the facility that was quiet enough for him to just sit and think. It wasn’t long, however, before the silence was shattered by the sudden appearance of one of … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 4
‘Twas a calm night in Aperture Sciences/ And all through the corridors/ Not a creature was stirring/ Not even a… Uh… I have no idea where I was going with that. Anyway, no one died. Twilight will be at 3:00 … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 3
Dr. Doofenshmirtz followed the lime as it rolled through the corridor, astounded by both its speed and its seeming ability to move on its own. It was all he could do to keep from falling behind. Just as the lime … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 2
Good morning. You have been in suspension for…50…days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise. You will hear … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Day 1
I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. Who else would be willing to do the testing necessary to push science forward? Black Mesa? Oh, … Continue reading Werewolf 235: Portal 2 – Sign Ups
The sprawling office and laboratory complex proves to be as maze-like as the rest of the facility. At some point, Thomas Edison, still gloating about his victory over his nemesis, suddenly realizes he has become separated from the group. “It’s … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day Six
You all sit, huddled, on an access catwalk above the testing track. A nearby speaker crackles to life. “What are you all doing? I-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii *ksssshhhtt* Weeeeeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day Four
Cave Johnson was paranoid. Well. Moreso. He knew they were coming for him, eventually. He held the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device closely, knowing he could use it to protect himself in a pinch. As he worked his way through … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day 3
The baker lies in wait. She waits until Sora is about to step through a chamber lock before she slams a button, activating an Encouragement Laser. She doesn’t notice that Sora is apparently painted blue from head to toe. Instead … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-Peture Science, Day Two
You gradually gain consciousness. You are in a bed in a small chamber. The walls are white and barren. A single camera mounted on the wall high above you stares down at you with its unblinking eye. “Hello,” says a … Continue reading WW 192- Welcome to Were-peture Science, Day One
Astronauts! War heroes! Olympians! Desperate alcoholic hobos! You’re here because you’re the best. … Or because you answered our classified ad promising $60 for an afternoon’s worth of work and a tissue sample. Either way, what’s important is that you’re … Continue reading WW 192: Welcome to Were-perture Science
