“A tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over.” -Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless > look up Through the glass dome you see that the universe … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day One

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Two

  Madge stepped up to the microphone and pulled a card and her reading glasses from her purse. Even with the glasses, she squinted as she struggled to read her own hastily scribbled notes. “Do we have a party here from … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Three

  So far, the Golgafrincham telephone sanitizer’s night off from lying unconscious in Freezer Bay 7 had gone rather well. Milliways had no telephones to sanitize (she had asked the goat waiter many times to the point where he actually … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Four

  Two burly robots carry a garishly-dressed man and the upholstered chair he’s sitting in to the stage. The robots set the chair down carefully, hand the man a guitar, then lower the microphone to his mouth. “Hey. I’m Hotblack … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Five

  The hum of conversation diminishes as the lights in Milliways dim and a spotlight appears on the circular stage in the middle of the floor. A matronly, human-looking woman in a sequined gown steps into the single shaft of … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Six

  Milliways, also known as the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering. It is built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet which is … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Day Seven

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory … Continue reading Werewolf 103: Milliways, Sign-Ups