I finally remembered to do this thing. The eligible who received the most votes last round was Gritty. He was up against the inanimate carbon rod, who was actually the frontrunner in terms of votes last round, but this time … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Semifinals

Here we go. The eligible who received most votes last round was the Inanimate Carbon Rod, up against Jane Lane, who received the least votes. A pity, as younger me had a bit of a crush on her. This was … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Quarterfinals

This is still happening. The eligible with the most votes was lovable Kermit the Frog, who also had the biggest vote spread in his contest against a yurt. The eligible with the least votes was former Secretary General of the … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of Sixteen

We’re down to 32 eligible… somethings… in this tournament to win my hand in marriage. Stats from last round: The most upvoted entry was that one completely normal and dashing looking guy we should absolutely trust. I’m really pleased that … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 32

In the nomination round, we collectively descended into mild insanity by nominating people, characters, objects, and abstract concepts that I could potentially marry. I took the top 64 most eligible candidates based on upvotes, and here we are. All you … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage, Round of 64

I’ve been trapped in this apartment for weeks. Time has no meaning. My previous life is but a fleeting dream. Fuck it. Time to get married. In the below comment thread, nominate who I should marry. You can nominate a … Continue reading Tournament of Ill-Advised Marriage