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♬ Misunderstand meHey, miss. Understand me ♬— You, too, shall someday smash the glass and cry, “Too Much Joy” Nearly a quarter century prior to the day on which you skip reading this Weekend Politics Thread header, Uvular’s very smart … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Would Like to Have a Word
♫ There’s a road, in OklahomaStraighter’n a preacherLonger’n a memory ♫— Yeah, Steve Earle has a song for that. In addition to putting to the lie to the conventional wisdom that gifted musicians slide into a sophomore slump after spending … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Has a Bridge to Sell You
♪ In perpetuityAll throughout the universeYou and mePast end of time and edge of spaceI fall forever in your faceThe edge of space and the end of timeI am yours and you are mine ♪— C’mon, ‘Cados! Just Love These … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Ain’t Going Nowhere No How, Forever
♪ I’m tired of playin’ foolish gamesI’m tired of all your lies makin’ me insaneI don’t ask for much, truth will do just fineWon’t you lay it on the line ♪— Disambiguation Canada’s answer to April Wine more or less … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Thinks, More Like ‘Hells Fargo’
♬ Mrs. America, how’s your favorite son?Do you care just what he’s done? No!Wild in the streets, running, runningWild in the streets, running, runningWild in the streets, running, runningWild in the streets ♬— Circle Jerks Uvular spends a lot of … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Gibes the Beloved Country
♬ Starry eyesHow can I get to youMy true littleStarry eyesWhat can I say or doFor you my littleStarry eyes, starry eyesForever shall be mine ♬— Rocky Erickson Elementary school-aged Uvular loved In Search of … . He particularly enjoyed … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Goes Eight Miles High
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♪ Well, there was this movie I seen one timeAbout a man riding cross the desert and it starred Gregory PeckHe was shot down by a hungry kid trying to make a name for himselfThe townspeople wanted to crush that … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Again Thinks About a Movie Way Too Hard
♪ Trouble in mind, I’m blueBut I won’t be blue always,‘Cause the sun’s gonna shineIn my backdoor some day♪— Composed by Richard M. Jones So much rot and bother pops up in the Politics Thread on a daily basis that … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Tries Not to Feel Doomed
♫ She gives them quite a battleAll that they can handleShe’ll bruise someShe’ll hurt some too ♫ Welcome back to the Weekend Politics Thread your once and future header host, Uvular! Put your hands together and keep those upvotes coming. … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Works Hard for the Money, So Hard for It, Honey
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