♪ Some walk like they own the placeWhilst others creep in fearTry if you can to walk like a manBut you don’t come nearYou’ve got to fly like an eagleProwl like a lion in AfricaLeap like a salmon home form … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Feels Its Felines

♫ There’s a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing ropeOh, and a briar patch of berries takin’ over the slopeThe cat’ll sleep in the mailbox and we’ll never go to town’Til we bury every dream in the cold, … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Cavils at a Mitzvah

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♪ Dog police (bow wow), where are you coming from?Dog police, nobody knows who you are ♪— Mr. State Trooper of the Highway Patrol, please put down your radar gun. Never go with a U.S. Constitution originalist to a second … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Lays Down the Law

♬ She left me for JesusAnd that just ain’t fairShe says that he’s perfect.How could I compare?She says I should find himAnd I’ll know peace at lastBut if I ever find JesusI’m kickin’ his ass ♬— This Fourth of July, … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Expands Its Vocabulary

♪ It’s been the same for all the yearsThrough all your trials and your tearsHow long ’til it breaks?How long will it take?How long can it wait?How long will it take someone to reach you? ♪— Peter Case asked elsewhere … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Opines on Opinions Opinionatedly

++++ ♪ ’Cause I don’t believe youI don’t believe you ♪— Polarizing, yet attractive Prevaricating police putrefy public policy. Examples of body camera footage, bystander recordings and eyewitness accounts directly contradicting official reports and court testimony extend to infinity. Two … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Obeys the Rule of Three

♫ Stick your hand in the fireAnd say you don’t feel the painBut pick your teeth out to feed the flamesYeah, they’ll give you your moneyBut it’s never quite enough ♫’Cause sometimes money just costs too much ♫— Downed lines? … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Comes to the Fore

♫ When she looks at me in that tone of voiceShe don’t need to make a noiseI can read her thoughts in capital letters ♫— Throwing things never helps when someone asks, “What gives, my son?”[footnote]A one-album epigram. Efficient, Classic. … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Rhapsodizes Similar as a Simile

♪ History repeats the old conceitsThe glib replies, the same defeats ♪— Drawing connections leads to drawing the line. A book Uvular will never read written by an author he knows nothing about features the following narrative verse: “This / … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Tells One Story

♪ And we’d sit together in DoubleHistory twice a weekAnd some days, we’d walk the same way homeAnd it’s surprising how quickA little rain can clear the streetsWe dreamed of her and compared our dreamsBut that was all that I … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Takes ‘Em to School

♫ All the people gather, fly to carry each his burden ♫— Who else believes that Little America deserves some pretty persuasion as wolves lower at a carnival, of sorts?[footnote]Songs that feel hard in or never even made the brackets … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Feels Young Despite the Years

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♪ The night wind blows the window closedIt shatters and leaves quite a viewBut no kind of lie could ever justifyWhat you put me throughI’m not used to thisTo be the fool by your sideIs this my fate?Well, honey, that’s … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Plays the Long Game

♪ I don’t like golfingI don’t like tennisI don’t like anythingJust football ♪— We like sportz, but we love American football.[footnote]Uvular has asked his lawyers to affirm he does not, in fact, love American football.[/footnote] Your tuned-in Weekend Politics Thread … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Pets Its Peeve

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♫ Look at the damage,The fortunes came for the richer men.While we’re left with gallows,Waiting for us liars to come down and hang ♫— Will Future Islands have need of a Snow Patrol?[footnote]Earnest rock rules.[/footnote] Another Gaslight Anthem lyric runs, … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Sees Four Lights

♪ I’ve got Elaine on the brainShooting through my weather vane ♪— ABBA recorded a very strange song titled “Elaine.” Ernest Tubb recorded a very nice song about a Blue Eyed Elaine. Pick your ear poison, DJ Hamlet. Unable to … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Has Had It Both Ways

♫ I got it, the Holy Ghost powerDo you want it, the Holy Ghost powerI need it, the Holy Ghost powerGo back to the altarDown on your kneesStay there ’til you get the Holy Ghost power ♫— Who possesses that … Continue reading The Weekend Politics Thread Takes It on Faith

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