We like to joke on The Avocado. We can’t really help it as we learned to dispense snark like a faulty ATM dropping dolla dolla bills y’all. See. Jokes. We got ’em. It can often be hard for us to … Continue reading Let’s Talk: Being Serious
Disclaimer: This article contains references to abuser Marilyn Manson. This article was written and published before recent revelations of the extent of his abuse against past partners. It is the opinion of the author that Manson is a piece of … Continue reading I Was A Teenage Anti-Christ!
This is the final part in a series. You can read the previous entries here. Author’s note: When I began this series, it was with a few things in mind. First, to rewrite a story that, to me, was flawed … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass Part VI: Tonight We Die But Tomorrow… Still Dead.
Welcome to the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, otherwise known as GLOW! Well, okay, not the real GLOW but rather the fictionalized version on Netflix. Season 2 elbow-dropped over the weekend, so talk all you want here about what happened. Do … Continue reading Spoil Sports: GLOW Season 2
Hello friends. It has been a while, hasn’t? A lot of things have happened since the last time we saw each other. Come in, have a seat. Coffee? Tea? Water? A stiff drink? How about a slap across the face? … Continue reading Let’s Talk: The Optimism of Summer
Can I have a taste of your ice cream? Can I lick the crumbs from your table? Can I interfere in your crisis? No, mind your own business NO! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! Continue reading Mind Your Own Night Thread
We’ve all had them. Those moments in our lives when something doesn’t just go wrong, it goes sideways and then slathers goo all over our face and then it goes wrong. Awkward moments. Life’s rich embarrassments that push you ever … Continue reading Awkward Moments
Sometimes you’ve seen a TV spot more times than you’d like to and it is so torturous it is essentially a war crime. Or maybe there’s a piece of advertising that you feel is completely out of touch with modern … Continue reading Advertising That Irks You
Biting your nails. Biting a stranger’s nails. Chewing your hair. Popping gum. Popping zits. Fondling batteries. Picking noses. Scratching your butt in public. Reckless coke binges. These are examples of bad habits. We all have them, some more debilitating than … Continue reading Let’s Talk: Breaking the Habit
Riot Fest announced the first wave of bands confirmed for this year’s line up tonight and it is stacked. Mainstays such as Andrew WK and GWAR were locks. The Aquabats are a hidden gem. Alkaline Trio and Blink 182? Matt … Continue reading Riot Fest 2018: First Wave Line Up Released
This is part five in an ongoing series. Click here to read previous entries. I had initiated contact with Harold and then he reciprocated. That’s how communication works. You establish contact in hopes that a dyadic conversation begins. Except … Continue reading At the Mountains of Man-Ass Part V: That Isn’t Really Jason
Summer is nearly upon us and for those of us in America, this coming weekend is the designated start of the summer cooking season. So today’s Let’s Talk topic is Summer Cooking (recommended by Waffalicious, tweaked by me). Of course, … Continue reading Let’s Talk: Summer Cooking
Hey everyone. Apologies for some inconveniences caused by a WordPress update. I’ll use this as an opportunity to say thank you for everyone who helped make the Showcase last week awesome! No topic this week. Go forth and talk creatively! Continue reading Creative Endeavors Does Its Thing
Today we conclude the Creator’s Showcase Week and use this thread to celebrate the other creative endeavors that were not highlighted the past four days. And those include: EVERYTHING!! You, yes you! Tell us all about what it is that … Continue reading Creator’s Showcase Day 5: Everyone Under the Sun
Spring has arrived, and with the rise in temperatures, there’s the rise in lusting for another person’s… company. Yes. Their company, nothing else! Nothing gross or filthy at all. Perfectly innocent. With that in mind, today’s topic is Crushes. Let’s … Continue reading Let’s Talk: Crushes
Believe it or not, we have members who have created or hosted games. Perhaps the best known is the Avocado’s own Werewolf series. Members not featured here are encouraged to share links in the comments. User: Mr. Pryce – The Front … Continue reading Creator’s Showcase Day 4: GAMES!
Put on your headphones, adjust the bass, and get ready to be throttled by the Avocados who craft phat beats for your audio pleasure. Members not featured here are encouraged to share links in the comments. Music User: Aiwendil – The … Continue reading Creator’s Showcase Day 3: Crank it to 11: Musicians
Whether it be to expand your mind, be whisked away to a new and exciting world because our reality is super fucked or you need to relax before bedtime, reading is a wonderful experience and should be cherished. And did … Continue reading Creator’s Showcase Day 2: Books, Books, Books
Today we celebrate the members who make it a mission to foster a presence on the internet that is independent from shitposting here at the Avocado because that doesn’t pay the bills. If it did, Joey would be Bill Gates, … Continue reading Creator’s Showcase Day 1: Net-Based Content
Good Morning Avocado. It’s me, Martha. I want to share with you something important: Creators. We’re a diverse type. Writers, artists, crafters, photographers, knitters, musicians, podcasters, corpse posers. Maybe that last one is made up but wouldn’t you look the … Continue reading Day Thread Dedicated to the Creator’s Showcase
A noble shout-out to Wafflicious for the topic idea. I hate using the phrase “It’s that time of year,” especially when that could refer to any time of year – it’s a specific kind of phrase that has such vague … Continue reading Let’s Talk: Travel