And now we are onto the second installment of our Open Thread Double Feature – FRANKENHOOKER! What is this film? Cult classic late-era exploitation film from noted cult director Frank Henenlotter, which has more in common with Frankenstein than the … Continue reading Valentine’s Double Feature: Night Thread, Film 2: Frankenhooker
Welcome to the Valentine’s Day Open Thread Double Feature Extravaganza! Today, our first film is Bride of Re-Animator! What is this film? Sequel to cult classic Re-Animator, wherein the dark humor is doubled-down to mixed results but the gore and … Continue reading Valentine’s Double Feature: Day Thread, Film 1: Bride of Re-Animator
Fuck Nazis. Fuck Trump. Hail Satan. Continue reading Tuesday Politics Thread
I have no plan here. No outline. No deep thoughts. This past year doesn’t deserve it. The end of 2020 doesn’t mean an end to all the injustices and bullshit that happened to occur in the last 366 days, but … Continue reading Pop Optics: No Requiem for 2020
Hope those who will be celebrating a modest and safe Thanksgiving don’t have any relatives suddenly show up, causing a panic. Also, is that cranberry sauce? Hail Satan. Continue reading Sauced Night Thread
The Exorcist III would have been brilliant if it were just George C Scott and Brad Douriff starring in William Peter Blatty’s supernatural take on My Dinner With Andre. It’s a “tortured genius” kind of brilliant, nonetheless. As far as … Continue reading Pop Optics Extra: An Incidental Exorcist III Analysis
The objective of this article is to not be an in-depth cataloging or inventory of every horror sequel ever, but rather an observation from someone who has seen their fair share of horror sequels and wishes to comment on it. … Continue reading Halloween II And The Shape of Horror Sequels to Come
Okay, I’m not totally late to the party on There Will Be Blood, as I finally saw it last year, but that puts it 12 years after its release. You know what film I saw when it was released that … Continue reading Late To The Party: There Will Be Blood
Oh, I’ve been struggling to write this particular entry. I think the reason is how do you best articulate the need to remake a film that largely is already enjoyable as is? That’s often the main crime of a remake: … Continue reading ReMake Me Over: Once Bitten
The Greasy Strangler was recommended to me by a friend who has a similar taste in horror films and appreciation for trash cinema. I took his word as bond, though I wouldn’t finally watch this film until about over a … Continue reading Scene Dissections: The Greasy Strangler
In the 1995 cyberpunk film “classic” Johnny Mnemonic, punk rock legend (and man with the most hardcore neck in the scene) Henry Rollins played a doctor. Named Spider. Doctor Spider. He mostly delivered his lines the same way he barked … Continue reading Doctor Spider Day Thread
Hello, Avocado! Allow me to resurrect another dormant feature of mine, Pop Optics. Formerly, this was meant to be a series of entries where I would relate a pop culture topic to some aspect of my life or being. Now, … Continue reading Pop Optics: Film Franchises That Peaked Early
Sometimes you just know a film is bound to fail. You know it will be bad, you can feel it in your chest like rising pangs of anxiety. By then, it is too late. The lights dim and the projector … Continue reading ReMake Me Over Article #1: Ready To Rumble
Ed Note: I wish I had better timing on publishing this – just a few days after what would’ve been Robin Williams’ 68th birthday and well ahead of the five year anniversary of his death. I dedicate this to his memory … Continue reading Scene Dissections: The Fisher King Succumbs to the Terror of the Red Knight
Riot Fest celebrates 15 years in Chicago, showcasing punk, metal, and rap and hip-hop, among other genres in between. Below is the announced lineup for the three day fest. Takes place September 13-15 in Douglas Park, Chicago, Illinois. Click this … Continue reading Riot Fest 15th Anniversary Lineup
When the parents are away, the totally adult Martha will play. Continue reading Martha’s House Party Night Thread
Have a good day. And hail… you know who. Continue reading Day Thread Is for Today
Day thread. Hail Satan. Continue reading Shriners Day Thread
Turn on, chill out. Continue reading The Night Thread Dances with the Dead
